Fast Forward - 279 - February 8-14, 1995
Fast Forward - 279 - February 8-14, 1995
Did I Really Say That?
OK, so we all know that Mark Owen is the most fancied bloke in Britain. But cor hasn't he said some outrageous things over the years! Here are some of the daftest!
*I would like to be a fighter pilot, but the RAF said I was far too small
*We'd like to thank all the Fast Forward readers for their support.
*I went up to someone in Camden and offered 30 quid for their hat.
*Halfway through a routine I went blank and just jigged around a bit!
*If I was John Major I'd give everyone in Britain an extra day off.
*I mumble to myself and bite my nails.
*I like girls with good figures and a good bum!
*I don't go around bragging that I'm a vegetarian.
*When I come home there's stacks of ironing to do.
*Do you really think they liked us? (Mark after their first appearance at the Fast Forward Fun Day 1991)
*Dad's the one who does the cooking...
*Robbie always buys the same things as me - he always copies.
*I like a deserted beach where it's quiet.
*When you kiss it's nice to close your eyes!
*I like people playing around with my ears.
*Jason always offers advice - I'd say that he's very wise.
*I'd like to look like Howard because he looks like Jesus.
*I'd like to settle down in a house with a St. Bernard and two kids.
*I still get star struck when I meet famous people.
*My favourite item of clothes is the baggy bottoms I wear on stage.
*Round our area more people know my brother than me.
*Jason's the worst to go shopping with because he's so choosy!
*I kissed the examiner when he said I'd passed my driving test.
*I shop when I'm bored.
*I'm scared of wasps, they send a shiver up my spine - I'm scared of my mum too.
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