Fast Forward - 280 - February 15-21, 1995

Did I Really Say That?

Robbie is well known to be the joker of Take That, but we've been looking through our files and found that he doesn't half say a load of rubbish sometimes!

*I'm doing the Slim Fast diet at the moment!

*No. We're not bimbos, we're intelligent and we know right from wrong!

*When I first joined the band I thought I'd be getting a Porsche!

*I skipped school to go hedge hopping and bottle pinching!

*I like weird people - pretty girls are just passing faces!

*We're going to be sex on legs!

*My bottom is big and it never tans!

*I went into the toilet and this note said: "Robbie please pee in the bowl and not in the sink!"

*Having jelly massaged into my chest is not pretty - it's art!

*The girls said I was dead cute - mind you, I was huge and had loads of spots, so I suppose it was a bit of a compliment!

*I had a stomach ache after eating raw chicken, and I haven't eaten one since!

*Going abroad? Does that include Wales?

*I'm frightened of the dentist!

*I'd rather people referred to me as "the baby" than "the ugly one"!

*I'm a bit of an embroidery expert!

*I nearly fell in love with a girl when I was about to leave school, but I escaped just in time!

*I'm quite friendly with my milkman!

*I got married when I was 16 and never told my mum, nor even my girlfriend!

*Very, very few people know me - my mum knows me best!

*I usually sulk when I'm angry!

*I'm really awful at chatting-up girls!

*I put on a kiddie face as if to say "but I'm only a baby!"

*I've learnt how to use the washing machine!

*I think Fast Forward Extravaganza was one of the best live shows we've ever done!

*I can fight dragons and everything, me!

*I'd go out with a fan if it felt right!

I was just this chubby guy at school...pulling faces and cracking jokes!

*If I weren't me I'd like to be Ryan Giggs because he has curly hair...


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