My name is Ted and I guess I'm a bit of a loner Here in my little shack; But you know that my scholarship to Harvard Has really given me a blast. Bridge: But I know my chemicals and I know my postal rates; I know my chemicals and I know my postal rates. Chorus: Those darn industrialists go boom. Those darn foresters go boom. Those darn college (or Berkeley) deans go boom! Boom! Boom! My name is Ted and I guess I'm a bit of a loser Here in my jail cell; But you know if you read my manifesto That this world is going to be hell. Repeat Bridge Repeat Chorus
