Spin Cycle


©1997 The Vladimir Zhirinovsky Fan Club

G#   A   B                     G#
I look around at all the other socks.
       A   G              (F#-   G-    F#)  
Potential transfers and I fall through the 
E      A B       A-B
air at 9.8, at 9.8.

Two by two they fall, but I'm all alone.
Destined for the back of the old sock drawer.
Gotta get away from this spin cycle.

A      B             E             C        A
Just because another sock doesn't look like me
        B                 E        C       A
Doesn't mean I'm not the best sock I can be.
       B            E          C          B     B7
Is it something aesthetic or maybe just embedded?

The world looks upside down, I'm afraid.
It worries 'bout the color of your socks today.
But it's not like I'm any different.
Soon we'll be split up according to ROY G BIV.
But for now I'll keep on drying all by myself
     in my holding cell, in this spin cycle.

A     B
I'm a sock.
         E
You have two.
         C
Some are red.
      A
I am blue.
         B
Turning green.
         E
Mix and match.
         C
Just for fun.
     A          B                E      C
The whole isn't greater than the pair's sum.
           B
Can't you see?
B7                 E
No, you just can't see.

I'm stepping out of the dryer.
No sign of intelligent life.
I'm stepping out of the dryer.
Say "I love you" to my wife.
(repeat ad nauseum)

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