The internet is covered with chat rooms full of fascinating people. I wanted to dedicate this page to the people I chat with regularly because they're some of the coolest people around. If you know me and your name isn't here, it might be because I don't like you, :o) but is probably because I haven't had time to add you. Fill in my survey in Get Funky to let me know you're waiting, or if you want me to add anything to or change your entry.
Allie
Beth
CatBoy
Claudia
Cool Spice
DeadMan
Duncton
FireFrost
Ghost
Hannah
Jodi
Kelly
Lancelot
Ral
Steph
Vikki
More people to be added soon...
Allie, or Candy as I know her, is great. She's really sweet and comes from Ohio. I met her because her brother's home page is the address next to mine in Geocities. Take a look at it in http://okjunc.junction.net/~hcarr/allie/extract.htm. I'm glad I got in touch with her because she's one of the friendliest people I know.
Beth knows all of Vikki's secrets. Just ask her what Vikki did one teatime with a shower curtain, a sombrero and a fajita. Someone tried to steal Beth's identity on chat once, which shows how popular she is. We all know the real Beth though. There can only be one.
CatBoy is cool, but sadly he can't manage to do my little ¤star¤ symbols, which really annoys him and Jodi (that's why I'm Jodi's slave by the way). He's a funky guy anyway, and be sure to chat to him if you meet him in a chatroom somewhere.
Claudia's cool, and she's got a pretty amazing home page which you must see - www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/1598. As cool as she may be however, when I talk to Claudia, she always seems to be in the middle of a natural disaster of some kind. If there isn't an electrical storm cutting her power, then there's probably a twister somewhere near her. If you ever meet Claudia then, make sure it's not around a volcano or something.
Cool Spice is absolutely cool, but I'm not sure how spicy she is. It's quite scary, but we seem to share the same taste in everything. We even both think that Coco Pops is the best breakfast cereal. At first Cool Spice was worried that I might be a pervert. I hope I don't give that impression. Please let me know!
DeadMan is a great bloke, but uses several names. Most of them involve the words DeadMan, however, such as OneDeadMan. This name comes from the name of his band, 4 Dead Men, although at the moment they are 3 Dead Men. If you happen to be a drummer in the London area, and you'd like to be a Dead Man, then get in touch with him. Check out his page at http://www.metronet.co.uk/DeadMan. From time to time DeadMan sends me some jokes and stuff, and he gets the absolutely funniest material. For this I am ever grateful because he keeps me laughing.
Duncton has the unenviable position of toilet cleaner over at Lancelot's castle in Camelot. She is besotted with the good knight, and I'm sure she'll be his Guinevere. Verbose, and indeed loquacious, in her own words Duncton is "charming, erudite, kind to animals and modest to the point of self-effacement."
FireFrost is a really great bloke, and very clever. Don't get yourself into his bad books though, or you might end up on the wrong end of a nasty experience. FireFrost, who goes by several other names as well, has IMHO one of the best sites on the internet. Visit it at www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Dungeon/9281 so you can see for yourself.
If Lancelot is the knight of LineOne's chat then Ghost must surely be king. Almost always around, always friendly and loved by all, Ghost must be the most familiar face (kind of) in the chat rooms.
Hannah is a twin, and goes to school just down the road from where I used to go. With her sister Lucy they must be the most adventurous twins in the world. Camping, climbing, alligator-wrestling, the list is endless (but maybe not alligator-wrestling).
My Mistress Jodi is a flame-haired Irish nutter {:oÞ} and I am her slave for all eternity. I won't go into the reasons why. Being enslaved to Jodi is quite good though, especially because she writes the funniest emails! Jodi and her sisters Steph and Kelly are great fun, and if you see them around make sure you say hi!
I haven't really known Kelly for that long, but I can already see that she is just as funky as her little sisters Jodi and Steph. The last time I talked to her she was working on a thesis about British chat shows. Now if that doesn't prove she's an interesting person I don't know what will. I hope I can get a copy of this thesis, because I'd love to read it. I'm partial to the odd chat show myself, and especially enjoy watching the fights on Rikki Lake.
Lancelot is the founding father of web pages such as this spawned from people on LineOne chat. See his page at www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/5734. He's a great guy, and is worshipped by the fair maiden Duncton.
Ral is Scottish, and I really like her because she likes my page and appreciates the work I've put into it. She has a page as well, and I'd advise you to go and visit it at www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/6289.
Steph is the youngest of the three sisters who form the Mallon clan. This doesn't mean she isn't as funky as her siblings though, no way. Often known to start singing "Puppet on a String" at the drop of a hat, Steph always brightens up the chat rooms, especially when she starts a quiz. Also known to love fairs, Steph said that the photo of me I sent her was "cool". This earns a high degree of respect from me, and I won't hear a word said against her, :o)
Vikki is the sweetest, loveliest person you could possibly imagine. You'll usually find her on ICQ rather than LineOne chat where most of these others are, but when she's around she lights up the chat rooms. Sadly Vikki has now left the internet to become a nurse. She'll pop in now and again, but nowhere near enough.
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