Hello and Welcome to The FishTank. OK, so your probably wondering who this Borris The Fish character is then? (No! Oh Bugger it, I'm going to tell you anyway) Borris is a small, very friendly, orange fish that enjoys swimming around his beer filled fishtank all day long. As you may have guessed, living in beer can make a small fishes mind warp, and create a fish with a very distorted sense of humour. This is exactly what happened to Borris. Whilst swimming around the net, Borris met a lot of people with a similar sense of humour. Borris thought this was great and decided to start up a web-site where all his wierd/stange/insane/funny mates could come to have a laugh, and chat together. That was the start of the FishTank. Borris hoped to be able to bring as much of the funny things he could find together on one page, so that anyone could come in and have a laugh. The only problem was, he soon ran out of time to be able to search for stuff as well as editing the site and the many other things a busy little fish has to do. For this reason, he would be very happy if YOU could send him ANYTHING that you find and think is funny to the address at the bottom of the page. If you do send anything Borris promises to try adding it to the page at some point, with a link to your page (or just a reference to you if you don't have one). I suppose you are now wondering who I am aren't you? Ok heres a little about me. My name is Nigel Higgs, I was born on 14/04/78 in Swindon (England). I live in Worcester, although I am currently staying in Stafford as I am doing a BSc (Hons) in Computing Science at Staffordshire University. I like rock and metal groups such as, The Wildhearts, Foo-Fighters, KoRn and Coal Chamber, and hate all this dancy, techno-shit that seems to be so popular at the moment. Thinking about it, while I'm talking about music, I'd better mention my mate's band. They are a local (Worcester) band, and play Wildheartsy style music. I recon they are bloody great. They have a web-site being sorted out at the moment, so you can see what I mean. Take a look, it's at The B-Movie Heroes Web-Site. If you want to have a good laugh at my friends from Worcester and Stafford then have a look at my friends page. The address to send me ANY funny stuff is borris_fish@hotmail.com Main Index