Reporter: Has success changed your life? George: Yes.   Reporter: Do you think these haircuts have come to stay? Ringo: Well, this one has. You know, it's stuck on good and proper now.   Reporter: What do you call that collar? Ringo: A collar.   George: What's the matter with you? Ringo: It's Paul's grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little. George: Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have. Ringo: I know, that's why I play the drums. It's me active compensatory factor.   Lady: Hello. John: Hello. Lady: Oh wait a minute, don't tell me who you are. John: No I'm not. Lady: Oh you are. John: I'm not. Lady: Oh I know you are. John: I'm not. Lady: You look just like him. John: Do I? You're the first one that's said that to me ever. Lady: Yes you do look. John: No my eyes are lighter. The nose. Lady: Oh yes your nose is very. John: Is it? Lady: I would have said so. John: You know him better though. Lady: I do not. He is only a casual aaquaintance. John: That's what you say. Lady: What have you heard? John: It's all over the place. Lady: Is it really? John: But I wouldn't have it. I stuck up for you. Lady: I knew I could rely on you. John: Thanks. Lady: [puts on her glasses] You don't look like him at all. [John walks away pouting] John: She looks more like him than I do.   [After Ringo gets a pile of fan mail.] George: He comes from a large family.   John: Control yourself. You'll spurt.   Norm: God knows what you've unleashed on the unsuspecting South. It'll be wine, women, and song all the way with Ringo when he gets the taste for it.   Police Inspector: What's his name? Ringo: Well, if you're gonna get technical about it.   Ringo: Any of you lot put a man in that cupboard?   Man on train: Don't take that tone with me young man. I fought the war for your sort. Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won.   Reporter: How did you find America? John: Turned left at Greenland.   Reporter: What do you call that haircut of yours? George: Arthur.   Man On Train: I shall call the guard. Paul: Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know.   Ringo: Didn't I get any mail? John handing Ringo one letter: Here, this will keep you busy.   George: That's not your grandfather. Paul: But it is, you know. George: But I've seen your grandfather, he lives in your house.   Paul's Grandfather: It's your nose you know. Fans are funny like that, they pick on a nose. Ringo: Aw go pick on your own nose.   John: I bet he hasn't got a wife. Look at his sweater. Paul: You never know, she may have knitted it. John: She knitted him.   Paul's Grandfather: Hullo. John: He can talk! Paul: 'Course he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he? Ringo: Well if he's your grandfather, who knows! Ha ha ha!   John: We know how to behave! We've had lessons.   George: Sorry we hurt your field mister.   Back to A Hard Day's Night