They're here. They're queer. They're cops!

DASjr's embarrassing motion picture debut!

PLOT: A parody of the '90's TV reality show "Cops", this "episode" follows a night in the life of two overly-homosexual law enforcers. One's a sassy sissy (Jeff Spencer); the other, a redneck a la "Deliverance" (Lou Binetti Jr.). Together, they are "out" to bust a hapless drug pusher (David Alan Scott Jr.).
Occassionally, the show takes a commercial break for some Public Service Announcements that are anything but serious (much in the style of segments on TV's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien").
"Gay Cops" goes back-and-forth from smart to silly, but through it all, these crime-solving stereotypes will always get their man!

SEQUENCE OF SEGMENTS:
* PSA 1- "People who drink my beer get hurt!"
* INTRO- A crook is chased by two cops in drag.
* PSA 2- "If your man won't wear a condom, call me! I'll wear one!"
* PART 1- Two cops see a drug deal go down.
* PSA 3- "NO SMOKING signs are there to pi$$ you off. :-)"
* PART 2- The cops search the house and find the pusher.
* PSA 4- "Don't drink and drive in your own vehicle. Use a friend's!"
* PART 3- After a lover's quarrel, the cops take the pusher to jail.
* PSA 5- "Don't force your woman to have sex. Buy a hooker instead."
* OUTTRO- A collage of outtakes, mistakes, and such.
* END CREDITS:

CAST (in order of exploitation):

PSA GUY #1- Larry Wilcox
CROOK- Grant Blackburn
BY-STANDERS:
* Dennis Aiken
* Dion Clark
* Dan Costello
* Jeff Spencer
* Shannon Molloy
* Larry Wilcox
* Michelle Moore
GAY COP #1- George Ira Bragg (listed as Rick E. Georgio)
GAY COP #2- David Alan Scott Jr. (listed as R.J. Sadbac)
ANNOUNCER- David Alan Scott Jr. (listed as David Scott)
PSA GUY #2- Dion Clark
GAY COP #3- Jeff Spencer
GAY COP #4- Lou Binetti (Jr.)
DRUG DEALER- Lou Binetti Sr. (listed as George Binetti)
DRUG PUSHER- David Alan Scott Jr. (listed as David Scott)
PSA GIRL #1- Laura Fusare
PSA GUY #3- Adam Youngs
PSA GIRL #2- Heidi Hilligoss

CAMERA PERSONS:
David Alan Scott Jr. (listed as David Scott)
Jeff Spencer
Lou Binetti [Jr.]
Michelle Moore

SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Chrissy Beyer [camera person for an unused segment]
The Binetti family [allowed most of the film to be taped at their house]
Mike Tice [actor for an unused segment]
Melissa Dyer [actress for an unused segment]
Rick Leffel and the Communications Learning Center [assistant in editing and special effects]
David Sr. and Nancy Scott [parents, loaners of camera equipment]

SONGS:
"Bad Boys Theme" performed by Inner Circle
"Gangsta's Paradise" performed by Coolio
"I Will Always Love You" performed by Whitney Houston
"F***in' with My Head [Mountain Dew Rock]" performed by Beck
"Hostess with the Mostest" performed by Frank Black
"Sex with Young Boys" performed by Michael Jackson [not an actual song]

DATE(S) FILMED: April 9-10, 23, 25, and May 5-6, 1997.
Filming for most of the usused segments: April 28-April 29, 1997.

DATE(S) EDITED: May 7-9, 1997

LOCATIONS: The Binettis' house and Corning Community College.
Location for unused footage: The Scotts' house.

c. 1997 DASJr Productions Inc. All Rights Reversed.

HISTORY:

This comedy was originally to be called "The 3 Lusts of DASJr," a comedy about the three things that influence society the most--sex, drugs, and music. A series of phony commercials and shows were written to examine the extremes to which people go to appease these three lusts.
Planned segments for that film were a show called "Gay Cops"; an ad for a book called "Men are from Mars, Women Suck"; and an ad to see if a Timex watch could withstand the force of two horny lesbians.
Unfortunately, certain segments could not be filmed in time, so more emphasis was given on the "Gay Cops" segment.
The film was made for a college class, "TV Analysis," in which it got a perfect "A". The film is approximately twenty minutes long.
Nowadays, I prefer not to show "Gay Cops" to anyone because A)it can be considered offensive by certain homosexuals, B)I have a lowered opinion of certain co-stars and the way they've treated me during and/or since then, and C)my more later works (i.e. "Retro Man") are light years better in overall quality.

REVIEWS:

"I liked the music, when the cops break into the house, and it does that �Gangsta�s Paradise� song. I loved that, and at end, when it does �I Will Always Love You�. I love those parts. It was kind of weak when Jeff Spencer was playing the guitar and singing, because he wasn�t really singing, and he wasn�t really playing the guitar. I always find those parts in movies weak. They lack content. �Gay Cops� was a good first movie. It made people laugh. It was a good way to start David�s movie-making career." -Adam Lindquist, 1-12-1999

"It's damn funny! The actors are very imaginative, and even though all gay people are NOT like that, they do a good job of living up to the stereotype. And when the scenes start to slow down, you're suprised by a PSA, a down-to-earth common sense kind of thing, something to get your head off of the drug bust of "a very nasty boy". And the best thing about the PSA's is that they hold some sense. You can apply them to everyday life. It's better than having some star from "E.R." telling me that there is help out there for me. (If you [are] really that depressed, what the hell are you doing watching "E.R."??? You should be in bed curling up and moaning that no one cares anymore.) The PSA's deal with everyday occurences. It encourages safe sex, and not drinking and driving. I can't wait for another movie to come out of the brilliant director's/writer's mind." -Emer Smith, 2-27-1998

PHOTOS:

* Cast Photo #1- Jeff and Lou, with me in back (taken by Valerie Binetti)
* Jeff and Lou on the car phone- a frame from the movie (provided by Gregg Ordon)
* Jeff gets b*tch-slapped by Lou- a frame from the movie (provided by Gregg Ordon)
* Larry Wilcox in the "beer" PSA- a frame from the movie (provided by Gregg Ordon)