Hey, you clicked the link, therefore willfully coming here to learn about me.

If you're reading this, then you must be bored. I'll try my best to entertain you.

My name is Alexis, and, shockingly, I come from a normal family. My father is not a child abuser who ran out on us to sell crack on the streets. My mom isn't a workaholic. My sisters are not duggies, sluts, or freaks. I am not depressed, suicidal, perky, blonde, or brilliant. Wait, I take that back. I am *brilliant*. We have a 4-bedroom house with 2.5 (yes, I said 2.5) bathrooms and a 0x0 backyard. There's a whole farm downstairs (10 birds, 3 guinea pigs), and a petting zoo across the hall from me (Becky and Cathy's rooms). I'm 17 years old, and a senior in high school. I have a 3.5-ish GPA, and have been accepted to go to Florida State University in Fall 2002. The only classes I actually enjoyed and got any kind of knowledge from in high school were AP English (thank you, Mrs. Miles) and AP Psychology (kudos to Mr. Ehnes).



Best Friends;
Throughout my years in Nova, I have acquired a very eclectic group of friends.

In 5th grade, I met Laura (shown in 9th grade) who has been my best friend
ever since. I just have one thing to say....will there be...cookies?

I met Jessica (shown with her boyfriend, Brad Pitt, during our freshman year) in 4th grade and after a love/hate relationship throughout middle school, we
became best friends. Now we're married...at least according to my dad, who started "it's the wife on the phone" when we called each other 10 times/day. Jessica likes to make me clean her room and walk her dog and wash her car while she sits on her ass. But it's all good. And she used to have a really cool Ford Explorer named Whitey.

Now, new and improved, we have... MARNIE(shown with my boyfr...I mean her brother, Avery)! I met maNR in 9th grade and ever since then life has been all downhill. *wink* She's my bad influence as I am hers. And her mom hates me, so its all good :)

Kathy kathy kathy (shown with Mikey at lunch
sophomore year)....how do I describe Kathy? Well, the picture should explain it all. Even thought Kathy is a year (& 3 months, 1 day) older than me, she has the maturity of a 3 year old. Just kidding, Kathy! Me love!

Meet Raychel. Then again, technically, I've never even met Raych. I met her online in the summer of 1997. We were both Hanson fans *lol*. Now I've known her for about 4 1/2 years, but we never really talk anymore cuz she's too busy for me(j/k!).

Then there's Manda. I have a picture of us on a rollarcoaster but she'd kill me if I posted that. I met Amanda at my ex-job, Starbucks. She hasn't worked there since October but we still chill together.




Tour of My Room;

welcome this is the top of my messy desk Another of my messy desk My board of Pictures My stereo covered in junk...that pic of the car is my dream car (Porsche) My X-Files shrine My messy dresser An assortment of candles, incense, and weird stuff This is my ultra-cool alien dude


Name: Alexis Samantha
Age: 17 3/4
Education: Currently a senior @ Nova High, June 19 entering FSU.
Piercings: Tongue (14 g), upper left ear (hoop), 3 bottom piercings on each ear.

J'adore.
aliens, Anastasia, art, autographs, Barnes and Noble, beach, big cities, birds, blankets, broccoli, cameras, candles, card games, cd burners, cell phones, coke, dark, earings, eggnog, email, english, fans, flip flops, Harry Potter, incense, jeans, MSCL, necklaces, paintball, piano, piercings, pillows, pool, Porsche Carrera 911, postcards, psychology, purses, remotes, sleep, The Sims.

Je déteste.
allergies, aprons, beepers, bills, bracelets, bunk beds, cleaning, coffee, Dawson's Creek, diet soda, dirty old men, dressing up, football, heat, history, math, wrinkly messed-up sheets, minivans, my hair, napster, Pokemon, shopping, skirts, small towns, stomach aches, SUVs, tennis shoes, watches, work.

Music;
Shakira (in spanish), Bush, Linkin Park, Nelly Furtado (from back in the day), Disturbed, Pink, DMB, Alanis Morrisette, U2 (from the 2000 album), Fiona Apple, The Beatles, Bree Sharp, NEVE, Moby, Sublime, and Stone Temple Pilots.

TV Shows;
The Practice, The X-Files, My So-Called Life, Friends, The West Wing, The Simpsons, and South Park.

Books


Shout Outs;

Laura, who NEVER goes online or checks her email,
Jessicaca (aka WOMAN, WIFE, etc...) *mua*,
Rick (ride 'em, cowboy) when are we paintballing again?,
Jonas (aka Mr. Target),
SIMON!...aka Lauren who has a really funny addiction...,
Raychel Who I rarely ever talk to anymore... Yo!
Kathy you's a B!,
Manda Is it time for our monthly hangout yet?,
Penny, who is now a million miles away in Tampa...what's up?!,

....i forget more people. Ask me more later.

me and dax jess sleeping on my bed becky on my back My party in 6th grade...there were more people there! I swear! My favorite picture I ever took! It's Simon being..well, Simon I'm the bear!! Me, Jess, and Jen on the benches as school. Me and Aunt P when I was little My bud Rick A painting my cousin Brittany made for me. A lovely picture from Jess (watch The Wedding Singer if you don't get it) This is from my 16th birthday when I was at F.S.U. camp and me and a girl on my hall shared a sweet 16, so everyone in our group signed this...and I kept it :) Caught this from the band Default and got it signed by Chris Debaldo from Saliva. Ticket stub also signed by Chris, and my pit wristband. The book from 9th grade where me and Jess wrote all our notes. The book me and Kathy wrote our notes in when I was a sophomore and she was a junior. Jessica brought me my very own Oscar from Cali. I made this in pottery. Isn't it mad ugly?! This is my current schoolbag..... ...and this is what is in my schoolbag. I mean, uh, No I don't bring a cell phone to school, Coach Mac! Marnie drew this :) It's our history teacher from 11th grade. Jess made this for my 16th b-day. And here's the one Jess made for my 17th b-day.