Party Pictures
Well, every now and then my friends
and I manage to stumble upon little collections of people, what you might
call a "party" (to the uninitiated, that is). We actually think of
them more like "shindigs," where a motley group of upstanding young citizens
collect to get drunk, fornicate, and expose previously covered parts of
their anatomy. This particular gathering took place on November 26,
1999 and was quite enjoyable. There was mild drunkenness, mild fornication,
and mild exposure of body parts, but it turned out well, regardless of
its shortcomings. The following photos will hopefully capture that
mild excitement, but more likely than not it will just make me look like
I'm really popular with the ladies (the collective ladies). But since
I was responsible for the pictures, as they were on my camera, I have to
give the public what I want--pictures of me with girls. So, without
further babbling, here are the photos.
I apologize for the off-center scan,
but it's difficult to do here. Anyway, this picture has got to be
one of my favorites of all time. It fully captures the glory that
is, was, and perhaps always will be the "big dogs." From left to
right, as if you didn't know:
David, Chris, Me, Patrick, Kevin
True love indeed. Here is
Chris and Maura in a drunken embrace.
Here is David enjoying a plastic
mug of crappy beer.
This is not Joel Cohen and he is
not taking a bong toke.
Here are three fine young persons.
Left to right:
Jennifer, Emily, Katie
Here is me and my good friend Jennifer.
Gotta love those cheeks--they are the most pinchable things on anyone's
body. Well, at least the most properly pinchable.
Yet another picture of myself and
a girl. This time around it's Jessica Breese, who might have more
pinchable parts of her body than Jennifer, but I wouldn't know.
It just doesn't stop. Making
her second appearance on this page is Maura, this time in drunken embrace
with me.
So there you have it. This
was a good party, with good people and good times. Good deal.
Hopefully more pictures will surface once David gets his pictures developed.
And perhaps these little "shindigs" will become more frequent and will
become an important part of the pictures page. Only you can help
me, so throw good parties and take good pictures of me and girls.
Or don't, whatever.
Back to the pictures page.