I decided to leave this page with a white background in honor of myself.  Any other color just wouldn't do me justice.  Instead of just doing the normal paragraph listing of shit you already know about me, I decided to shake things up a bit.  Hold on to your seats, it's gonna be a wild ride.  I know it's lame, but it at least gives me a slightly renewed interest in writing about myself for the tenth time on this web page.

Steven:  That's understandable.  Anyway, tell us a bit about yourself:  where you were born, where you're from, etc etc.
Steven:  Ok.  I was born in Wheeling, WV on February 25, 1981 (remember my birthday).  Right now I guess I live in Marietta, GA, but I'm at school at Rice University in Houston, TX.  I lived in Charlotte, NC for about 11 years, and although I would probably be just as sick of it as other people I know, I pretty much still consider that place my real home.

Steven:  Fascinating!  I didn't know that.  What do you do to keep yourself entertained?
Steven:  Well, I watch a lot of movies, listen to cds, and basically just find things to do to kill time before something cool happens, which is about once every 2-3 months.

Steven:  Oh really?  What movies and music do you enjoy?
Steven:  My favorite movies are probably Fight Club, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Wayne's World, and Bordello of Blood.  I like pretty much anything with naked vampire strippers and/or prostitutes.  As far as music, my favorite bands, in rough order, are Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Catherine Wheel, Failure, Deftones, Hum, Cracker, and Nirvana.  I'm really into early and mid 90s alternative rock, basically, as long as it is good and isn't shit.  And fuck Kid Rock, he's a talentess piece of shit.

Steven:  Easy there pal.  You sound like quite an interesting fellow.  I'm glad we had this opportunity to talk again.  I always cherish the time we have together.
Steven:  Oh, you're too kind.  Try those sweet words on somebody else, you'd be surprised at what might happen.  It's been a pleasure, keep in touch.

Steven:  I'll certainly do that.

And now, here are some little kid pictures of me to show you all how cute I once was.  And then some later pictures that were pretty cute too.  That zero shirt is so adorable, doesn't it just make you want to pinch my cheeks?  I know it makes me want to do that.
 

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