the Cultivation of Male T-shirt Awareness
A male wearing a shirt without a white t-shirt underneath is like a woman not wearing a bra. It's gross. Well, sometimes it's not gross, like when the guy has a really smooth muscular chest. But just to be safe, we think all males should wear a white t-shirt under all their shirts. Males, in case you can't tell whether you are smooth and muscular, wear a t-shirt. If we want to see your nipples, we'll rip it off, or remove it gently, fold it, and place it on the dresser--whichever you prefer. But it should be our choice.
PLAN OF ACTION
-Give packets of white t-shirts to all men as Christmas gifts.
-Invest in t-shirt company stocks.
-Refuse to look at nipple exhibitionists, OR;
-Point, laugh, and loudly mock, saying "Icky man-nipple alert!"
-Positively reinforce t-shirt wearers with such compliments as "I love that t-shirt peekaboo effect at your collar, bay-beh!"
-Carry emergency t-shirts in your handbag, and distribute them to those in need.
MEMBERSHIP
SCoMTA is a non-profit charitable organization. Membership is free, and all one must do to claim membership is follow the plan of action. A t-shirt donation drive is in the works for next year-- more info at a later date.
