TEXAS Humor
 
A group of Texas friends went deer hunting and paired-off in twos for the
> day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
> weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry
had
> some kind of stroke. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the
> successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried
the
> deer back?" they inquired of him. "A tough call," nodded the
hunter. "But
I
> figured no one's going to steal Henry!"
>
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>
> Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Texas Tech was overheard saying, "If
> the end of the world comes, I hope to be in West Texas. Everything happens
> here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world!"
>
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>
> The young rancher came running into the store and said to his
buddy,"Bubba,
> somebody just stole your pickup from the parking lot!" Bubba replied,
"Did
> you see who it was? The young rancher answered, I couldn't tell, but I got
> the license number."
>
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>
> NEWS FLASH! - Austin, Texas----- West Texas worst air disaster occurred
when
> a small two-seater Cessna 150, piloted by two Texas A&M University
students,
> crashed into a cemetery earlier today in College Station.   A & M Corps
> Member search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and
expect
> the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and
> co-pilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
>
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>
> A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-30, near Texarkana. The
> trooper  asked, "You got any ID?" The driver replied, "'Bout whut?"