Subject: Great News (?) for those of us watching our weight....

As we now know, Dr. Atkins was 258 lbs. at the time of his death, an obese
 weight for a man 6' tall. So for those of you who watch what you eat, here's 
the final word on nutrition and health (It's a relief to know the truth after 
all those conflicting medical studies!):
 

1. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the 
Americans.

2. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the mericans.

3. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

4. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.