Title: Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth (Heroin is so Passe)
Artist: The Dandy Warhols
Album: The Dandy Warhols Come Down .. (1997)
Tuning: Standard: EADGBE

verse:  A E C D

(NC)                                                   A
I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
    E
And Today
C                                    D                        A
If you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
       E
You're insane
C                               D                          A
And your a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say
      E
In a way
C                                      D                         A
I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
          E
With your pain
C                               D
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because 


chorus:  (double-time)

A     E   C   D
Heroin is so passe
A     E   C   D
Heroin is so passe
A     E   C   D
Heroin is so passe
A        (tacit)
aah....


verse:

So passe
Now-a-day
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say
You got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because

chorus:

Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Aaah...

Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Aaah...


outro:

A E
C C C C
D D D D
end on A