Title: No Aphrodisiac Artist: The Whitlams Album: Eternal Nightcap (1997) Tuning: Standard: EADGBE Dm Bb Gm Am --5---6---3---5---- --6---6---3---5---- --7---7---3---5---- --7---8---5---7---- --5---8---5---7---- --x---6---3---5---- The arpeggios are picked: Gm Am Dm -------------------------- ---------3------5-----6--- -------5------5------7---- -----5------7------7------ -----------------5-------- --3------5---------------- Dm A letter to you on a cassette Bb 'cause we don't write anymore Dm gotta make it up quickly - Bb there's people asleep on the second floor Gm Am Bb There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness Gm Am Dm truth, beauty, and a picture of you. Dm Bb Dm Bb Dm You'll be walking your dog in a few hours Bb I'll be asleep in my brother's house Dm You're a thousand miles away Bb with food between your teeth Gm Am Bb Come up for summer, I've got a place near the beach Gm Am Dm There's room for your dog Gm Am Bb There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness Gm Am Dm truth, beauty, and a picture of you. Dm Bb Dm Bb Gm Am Bb There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness Gm Am Dm truth, beauty, and a picture of you. Gm Am Bb There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness Gm Am Dm Youth, truth, beauty, fame, boredom, and a bottle of pills Gm Am Dm Gm Am Dm There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness Gm Am Dm You shouldn't leave me alone Gm Am Dm There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness Gm Am Dm Bare feet like a tomboy, and a crooked smile Gm Am Dm Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence, Gm Am Dm Saturday, and a picture of you Gm Am Dm A letter to you on a cassette Gm Am Bb You shouldn't leave me alone Gm Am Dm Forty and shaved, sexy, wants to do it all day Gm Am Dm with a gun-totin' trigger-happy trannie named Kinky Renee Gm Am Tired teacher twenty-eight seeks regular meetings Dm for masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding Gm Am while his wife rough-wrestles with a puppy all Dm Gm aquiver on a wine-soaked strobe-lit asiatic hall of mirrors Am Dm and a dash of loneliness Gm Am Dm There's no aphrodisiac quite like it Gm Am Dm Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence, Gm Am Dm impunity, and a picture of you Gm Am I got a video setup me love you short time Dm she pay me suck his finger with some fine wine Gm Am Dm and a dash of loneliness Gm Am Dm Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence, Gm Am Dm awkwardness, impunity, and a picture of you.