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I haven’t gotten the spoons yet now have I?

--Keith

  • "Duke, get away from my knees!"
    "Its open season on knees, Cathy."

    --Cathy and I

  • You go for the accents don’t you? I’m norweigen...

    --Keith

  • OhmiGod look out he’s getting the spoons run duke run save your life!

    --Cathy

  • "So tell me did your life flash before your eyes?"
    "Well, I was running so fast it was going by..."

    --Cathy and Duke

  • You see the cool thing is I can focus...aand I can come back --Ben You see I can pretend I’m coming from a differnet stand point. He’s so gone. I ‘m so disapointed in the man. To get the drunk? You should be able to have fun other ways. You kill valuable brain cells you could use in class? Cathy - you use brain cells in class? Ben - Some people do. You see when you use your brain cells...they die and go Whooosh...and the information takes up space like a vacume. Gooosph! Like a vacume. Are you taping this? THIS! I’ve Owwww...See Nature holds a vacume, right, so? It sucks the information in from the class and the guys going “Ahhh...The earth is round and there’s five million people. YOu know I’ve got alzihemrs disease and can’t decide what I’me going to do next, right so. See now I’m nervous...you’ve made me nervous.

    --Ben

  • "You know its fun just to get in touch with the earth every once in a while" -- Ben after falling over
    "This isn't the earth. Its the floor."
    "Its green, it looks like grass! I was fooled!! Excuse me, a moment of craziness!"

    --Ben and I

  • Now let me say just one more time that I’m completely sober...I’m going to be driving to texas later tonight.

    --Ben

  • W"hat’s your middle name Ben?"
    "Dee...like Ben Dee."
    "What’s your last name?"
    "Ad Mass!"
    "Bendy Admass...?"

    --Chris and Ben

  • Lick the fire! Lick it up! Lick the fire! Lick it up! Pour some x-mas on me!

    --Ben (Sung to the tune of Def Leppards "Pour Some Sugar On Me"

  • He’s one of these Spanards that thinks they’re going to take over America with their Kung-fu!

    --Ben to Tim (who is from Tiwain)


  • --Ben

  • "The sky is blue and its dark outside right now."
    "The sky is blue?"
    "Yeah, during the daytime it is."

    --Cue Ball, Cathy and Ben

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