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Cowboy Slim Photo"This here page is gonna be loaded with pictures of some of Billy's favorite places in Texas. Fer now, here's a samplin' of what's to come...."

Store Front at Garner State Park, Texas
Canyon Grocery
Garner State Park, Texas

"This is where you can buy supplies, such as beer, cokes, and tater chips at exhorbantly
HIGH prices if you're so inclinded to."

"Funny story 'bout his first trip out there.
Seems he had had tipped a bottle a little too much.
Well sir, before he crawled off into his bunk
he took his wallet out of his britches.
He placed the wallet into a sack of charcoal briquets.
The weather report called fer rain that night
so, the charcoal bag was the best choice for keeping the wallet dry.

During the night, it come a storm and his tent leaked.
Well... he woke up the next morning all wet
and looked for his wallet.
He couldn't find it since he was still a bit groggy
and went on out to get some breakfast.

Later that afternoon his party decided to barbeque.
About an hour into it someone looked in the pit & found....
you guessed it....his wallet!
With $40.00 in it!!
Boy, he still get's ribbed over that one!!!


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