so... my name is jmao. there, that's a start.
i'm 17 years old....
i'm perpetually an asshole.

some people consider me to be sweet and shy. they don't know me too well.
i *am* shy. which really pisses me off.
anyhoo...


now, i know you really don't give a crap where i was born, or how old my parents are, or the middle names of my sibling. nor am i going to show you a picture of my cat. you see one cat, you've seen em all. i'm not going to tell you my hobbies, my favourite colour, the name of the hamster i had when i was ten (ok, his name was Toddles). i'm not going to share my favourite recipes, i'm not going to list my friends, i'm not going to quote tori amos, i'm not going to go on about how cool i am....

this is what i think you SHOULD know about me.



-- i spend a great deal of time on IRC. basically, i have no life. i despise 'chat' type channels, though. if you're not a loser, feel free to msg me. i go by the nick 'negative8' on undernet.

-- people who can't relate tend to piss me off. as do people who are of lesser intelligence than me.

-- i used to live on sesame street, i really did, but i just moved. now i live in Dentville. i'm not kidding you.

-- i was a total loser-geek when i was in my old school. hmm. like i'm not now.

-- i'm not a big fan of philippine tv.

-- i'm one of those people who just looks better when not around.

-- i'm not very damn organized.

-- i suck at most sports.

-- i'm a very light sleeper. you really don't need to know this, unless you will be sharing a bed with me.

-- i'm a real wussy driver. i don't drive unless i have to. i prefer to walk.

-- i've been depressed. i'm no longer hopelessly depressed...and no, i don't write angst ridden poetry. nor do i read sylvia plath.

-- i was a vegan for 2 1/2 years, now i'm as carniverous as the next guy.

-- i've stopped the insanity.



i'm bored now, this will be the end of the list. go back , and do something else. i'm going to bed now. goodnight.