Wassup? Well I certainly hope you have alot of free time on your hands cuz you're stuck now. You have directed yourself to Jmao's homepage.
Before you continue...please note: my page contains...lots of PHAT stuff...that may be considered illegal to some. (Not me, or you for that matter)
If you've lead a sheltered life and these things scare you please get the F*@! out! If you choose to disobey, you will be tracked down by

The Swedish Chef

who will upload a virus which will cause it detonate.
Another thing to remember is that my page (like almost everything) is definitly much better under the influence (of marijuana, of course!) So if you're
S O B E R
you may want to consider coming back after you have smoked a big fat bomber.

are you sure you know what you are getting yourself into? ( yes | no ) boom