IF Backstreet boys were god

NICK
Everyone would be born with an inbuilt Nintendo
'A Band Called Journey' would rule while he was on vacation
Norway would be in Sweden
People in Spain would speak Spanish (Oh wait...they already do....our bad)
"The" is no longer a word. . .it's "da"
Pursing your lips becomes the newest way to piss people off
A bridge would be built between Europe and North America. . . no more flying.
Jersey's must be worn atleast twice a week
Prepare for Y2k.....battery packs for Dreamcast for EVERYONE
Geography would no longer be needed. It's just one big continent dammit
EVERYTHING would be closed on Sunday's...for football.
Brunette's would now be considered "the stupid people"
Sticking a big word (like misconstrued) in the middle of a sentence when everyone's KNOWS you probably just saw it in a news article you read would no longer be looked upon as weird.
Jeans would be high fashion
California and Florida would be closer together...I'm sure he's sick of flyin' back and forth all the time.
We would all have hyenas as pets just to hear them laugh.
He'd make one of those Twizzler commercials just to kill Susie.

HOWIE
Everyone would live with their mothers FOREVER
Winking would be sign language for HEY WHATS UP
Long curly hair would be in style
Plaid suits are always in style
The country's national sport is a good game of "Mother May I?"
Women would no longer wear platform shoes ~ men would.
Howie gets his own morning talk show entitled "Stuff Like That"
It's a must to speak of your mother atleast once in every conversation
Never speak badly of anyone, no matter how much they must really irritate you
Eye makeup is now for men too
Betty Ford would be in every state....just in case.
Craps tables would be installed in every major restaurant.
Men with high pitched voices wouldn't get weird looks anymore.
You MUST have a smile on your face when in public.
Macho & Camacho marathons 24/7.
"I Was Not In Menudo" t-shirts for everyone.

KEVIN
Bushy eyebrows... EVERYWHERE
Dancing would be considered rude and uncool
Harnesses would be outlawed
Horseback riding only occurs when tight chaps are worn
Classes would be given in speaking S-L-O-W-L-Y and C-L-E-A-R-L-Y
Make sure when people talk to you they say everything TWICE. . .just so you know you heard right the first time.
The bed-head look is the latest hairstyle for men.
Tweezers would be outlawed.
No one is allowed to talk, but he. (Ummm, can you say I have poor grammar right about now? LoL)
Video cameras are attached to your hand at all times.
Coasters are attached to EVERY table in the world.
It would no longer be considered rude to answer for others.
Organizing your sock drawer would be taught in preschool
Everyone who plays a character at a Disney park would get a fat raise.
Brian would no longer be THE Backstreet Boy from Kentucky.
Nobody brushes their hair...ever.

BRIAN
Church every Sunday (pretty much like it is now hehe)
Chihuahuas at the top of the food chain
If someone asks you a question you don't like. . . you are free to answer as if you had been asked a question you DID like.
Your pet must be taken everywhere
The Bible is required reading
No more talking about sex in public
Everyone would get their own golf course.
New college course: How To Talk Like Donald Duck
'N Sync would fall off the face of the earth
No cussing, ever.
Basketball court on every street
My own a handy carry bag for keeping your pet in
Ketucky hats are a must
Nail biting is now considered a sexy habit to have.
Stating the obvious is no longer thought of as a "smartassed" remark.
Chewing gum in the FRONT of your mouth at all times is the latest trend.
Every woman on the planet would be blonde and gorgeous.
Tyk's birthday would be a national holiday.
Everyone would have bangs.
Grease would be on Broadway FOREVER.

AJ
Babies would get to chose what tattoos they wanted to be born with... no more needles dammit
Piercings would be painless
Midriff shirts would be for men too
McDonald's is on every corner
Sex only occurs when he knows it's going on. . .so he doesn't miss out
Shirts are not a requirement to go anywhere.
No more hair dye. Hair will change on it's own, every week.
Wife beaters are a must, no matter how damn cold it is
Butterfly clips would be unisex
We would teach fashion instead of spelling
Lighting layouts for EVERYTHING...so you don't trip over something while wearing your sunglasses indoors
School gets called off in windy days so no one blows away.
People would go around licking each other...and that would be normal.
You could change your name every day just for fun.
Those signs that say "No shoes, no shirt, no service" would be outlawed.