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Q. Why don't you play any instruments?
A. We...can't...unless you want to see a band with uhhhh, two girls playing 'the wildwood flower' on acoustic guitar, one singing 'genie in a bottle,' and the last one dancing to it. not very well. and maybe karyn playing the bassline to molly's lips or something
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Q. Why are you called 'whores' when you seem to have trouble even saying hello to some fella (even though some of you like to think that you're quite the manhunters)
A. It's irony
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Q. Are you lesbians?
A. Not really. The odd tendency, as regards substitute teachers and whatnot, but all in all we'd mainly swing towards the heterosexual side of things. not that we act on that. except avril.
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Q. Any chance there'll ever be any musical output or useful output of any kind at all from the band?
A. Very slim to none whatsoever.
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Q. How long is this 'band' likely to last?
A. Word on the street is that the band's already bitten the dust...this webpage is merely a relic of a bygone era, The Whore Age. that's not to say that whores as a race are now defunct - go to the mainstreet of any small irish town and you'll see that they are in fact flourishing as never before. but we like to think that we are/were, as the backstage whores, a breed apart from your run-of-the-mill smalltown sluts.
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Q. Where can the band be contacted?
A. our current email addy is stickypervperv@hotmail.com
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Q. Should we (the general public) listen to Strapping Young Lad?
A. Yes. Spread the word.
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biography aisling avril joanna nooly
