Date of Birth:  9-15-74

Sign:  Virgo

Marital Status:  Single

Occupation:  Over-Head water flow technologist

Plays:  Bass/Screams

Hair:  Brown

Eyes:  Hazel

Pets:  None

Favorite Food:  Anything

Favorite Bands:  Mr. Bungle, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Primus, Unit

Influences:  Les Claypool, Flea, Rush, Mozart, ISH, Buckethead

If you could take lessons from anyone, who would it be:  Les Claypool, Flea

Addiction of Choice:  What cha got?

What makes you great:  My life, My Friends, my bass

Your girlfriend complains that you spend too much time with your other interests.  Do you:

A.  Tell her you are just a Musician

B.  Tell her she's really the only one, OR

C.                                                     

Answer:  C.  Tell her to smoke another one!

Greg says:  A long time ago someone told me, "never break two laws at the same time," and I can't really remember the second one.  I think it was "just because no one understands you don't mean you're an artist."   Only lately have I understood what they meant.  Bastard!!