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Name:  Jizzum

Age:  18

Height:  5'8"

Weight:  170

Hair:  Which day?

Eyes:  Blue

Status:  Your God... I might get my own someday... but not now...

Occupation:  One helluva whore named Kroger... yep... I am Kroger's bitch.

Social Status:  Poor White Trash

Hobbies:  Masterbation.. videogames... masterbation... hanging out.... masterbating while
                playing videogames... toy cars... hanging out... which reminds me of
                masterbating.... training myself to perform oral sex on my own genitalia...
                cause that would kick so much ass... yes it would... it is not sick... I swear, if
                you don't shut the fuck up, I will shove my cock down your throat and give
                you cancer.  If this interests you... then I kick ass.

What I Want To Be If I Grow Up:  Flexible.  So I can suck my own dick... god..
                                                      that would rule.

Words I Use Too Much:  Masterbation...

Phrases I Use Too Much:  Sommi, push my head harder... I can almost reach...
                                         DAMMIT!
 

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