1. Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die.

2. Gimme back my alcohol, gimme back my alcohol.

3. Grandma, take me home, grandma, take me home.

4. He never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck.

5. He'll keep you in a jar, then you'll make him happy.

6. He's the one who likes all our pretty songs.

7. Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint.

8. I feel stupid and contagious.

9. I need an easy friend, I do.

10. I swear I don't have a gun.

11. I thought you died alone a long, long time ago.

12. I'm not interesting, she's not turning gray.

13. I'm on time with everyone, I have very bad posture.

14. I'm so ugly, that's ok 'cause so are you.

15. If you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

16. It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid.

17. Nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about birds.

18. One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you.

19. She loves it more than he will ever know.

20. Teenage angst has paid off well.

21. They come with flashing lights and take my family away.

22. Thinks she wants some water to put out the blow torch.

23. Wet your bed, wouldn't it be fun?

24. What else should I say, everyone is gay.

25. What is wrong with me, what is what I need.