This is me kicking it in Guam (it's in the South Pacific before you ask)

(i had just kicked "it" in that picture

...we were having some fun by the waterfall.

Patrick was acting his normal self..

..when suddenly we were waylaid by some armed local enterpreneurs

"don't shoot us, just take our money"

 

the miscreants thought they were in for some easy prey...

 

BUT SUDDENLY ME AND PATRICK TOOK THEM BY SURPRISE

 

"ATTACK!!!"

 

A little later we were celebrating our victory

booya!

and me and patrick visited some strippers (hence the thumbs up)

 

 

once the excitement seemed to have died down, it was time to relax

 

 

but unwary and beguiled by the local temtresses I was drugged and tumbled into the raging surf

 

I would have surely perished if patrick hadn't thrown in that trusty life preserver

All and all the trip was top class.

 

 

FIN