OK, before we go any further I'd like to attest to the fact that I'm usually fairly sober

see sober image below

as is my friend J

Ben's pretty  much never sober

.. but he's dead now

mainly we drink because we live in such spacious accommodations

J drinks because he likes feet (you're not the only one lost)

and blood

 and raping girls

and bouncing around the room like a moron

this is usually followed up by extensive vomiting (preferably on expensive equipment)

and passing out

..it's quite a mundane event, but Rich gets pumped up everytime..

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