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I once had a monkey named Virgil I took him to the Vet to have him gassed He pissed on the floor and all over the place He threw a pile of shit in the doctors face I asked the Vet if he would like after-dinner mint He told me that He'd pass. We took Virg in to go under the knife Just then we saw the Veteranarians wife The monkey sprang up and threw her on the floor Jumped on her ass as she screamed for more She must have hid banannas up her skirt I never saw a woman act like that,What a flirt. Nurse quick!!! The emergency inflatable gorilla That will get him off my precious Priscilla She brought out the doll and threw it in the room And Virgil went after it Wiz Bang Zoom! Bursting the doll he went for the nurse Leaped on her chest and went for her purse Reaching inside he found a rubber Running for the gas tanks he stepped over the clutter Filling the rubber with gas The nurse sat back on her ass I offered her an after-dinner mint She said that she would pass. Priscilla rose and darted for Virg She couldn't contain her lustful urge She jumped on his back and as they rose through the ceiling She abruptly cried out"Oh,what a feeling!" They sailed through the roof and into the sky As the Veteranarian sadly waved good-bye. One last time I offered an after-dinner mint He put it in his mouth and down it went. "Good-bye Virgil",I said "I wish you lots of luck!" "Take care and beware you crazy little.........................MONKEY." |