I just got done reading a review. This was no normal review. And I really feel Artie could apreciate this story. It is about a guy who found, and tried to watch all three Ewok movies in a row. There is Pizza, Doritos, Beer, and Vodka involved. It is hillarious. So please go read it, and tell me what you think.

Ewoks Review

You are probably wondering why the background of hell is so cheery. And not mopey, and dark like most my pages. Well I figured, if I was in hell I would like to have a bunch of shiny stars floating all around me. That way all the pain, and torture wouldn't be all that bad. And also whenever I was told to "go to hell" I would take it as a compliment. See?

Quote of the Day: I'm not too old for this shit. -Martin Riggs to Roger Murtah (Mel Gibson to Danny Glover Lethal Weapon 4)

In a recent interview from the New Ansalon TImes, Lord Soth had this to say... "Kneel before me swine of Paladine, or suffer the fate of his followers. I am Lord Soth, and damn any who mock, or slander the name of the Great One (Geycen) His beauty exceeds that of the fare elves, his power belittles those of the high mages, and his influence stretches like the fingery mist of the loft as far as east is from west.

I feel it today. Creeping up. As rare as they are, those days are poking thier evil faces in mine, trying to ruin my life. The days that kick you in the ass, and slap you in the face. Today it was my knee, it's really starting to bitch. I sound like someone I know? Well to get to the point, I am talking about the "When I was a kid" thing. I can't quite explain it, but it is there. It is in the face of lots of new employees. Staring at me, and mocking me. Memories of innosence, dying dreams, fading twisting into one. Yeah, it sounds melodramatic, but I feel it. Maybe it's just my mind, but I feel it none-the-less. A new ache here, the smokers cough. But fuck it.

So Jess gave me this crazy idea last night. (That dirty little...) We all know the the New Year is coming, and this is the big one. The end of the millenium, maybe the world, who knows. But anyway, I think we need to all plan now what is going on. Well she had said, and I totally agree, we should avoid the big cities. If anything crazy is gonna happen, it will probably be most noticed there first, and if not, traffic will be stupid, and all the hotels are already booked up. So I was thinking, and I came up with this, instead of reading the next day about some maniac that tore through the city on some insane killing spree...why don't we be the maniacs? We could go around and slaughter innocent partygoers, and dance in there skin! What do you think? Yeah, I guess not, but it was a thought.

I am so sore, I started lifting two days ago. Nothing big, just want to lose some gut, and tone up. But it takes its toll. I can barely stretch out my arms. But I guess it kinda feels good. Speaking of feeling good, it was good to see everyone Saturday night. Especially Mr. Corey Smith. I don't think we'd said two words, nor made eye contact in nearly a year. So that was definately the highlight of my night. So ya'll better watch out, the dynamic duo is in effect, and there is no tellin what hell we may raise this time around. I have been havin some problems with the page here at work, so hopefully that will clear up soon. I know some of you have had some problems connecting, but hopefully that is remedied now. If Taunton, and MediaOne would just smarten up, and get off thier asses, this site would be a lot more produtive. For all of those of you wondering, the G2K is getting closer. I expect it to strike sometime around mid Dec. So be weary, and be prepared. Cause the y2k ain't nothing in comparrison. Let's just hope the G2K doesn't hit any obsticles, or I am gonna feel like a real ass. Well, that is all for now folks. I'd like to think you are all looking the man in the eye today, and telling him to fuck off. But I guess he's kinda got us by the ....

"What can I say, Geycen is my hero."

August is such a Bitch. I swear, the August fairy has something against me. First my shoulder, then my knee, now my elbow. I think I am falling apart at the seems. At least no one has died yet (Knock on wood) So please, if you are my friend, don't die, at least not until Sept. then I can write a cool song about it, but August will just top it all off.

He was the wrong... Props to Ice Cube this week. I have been listening alot to the Don Megas' newest cd "War and Peace" And I gots to say it rocks. I was 50/50 on it at first, but the more I listen to it, the more genius I hear in it. I have alway loved Cubes stuff, but never really considered him "musically advanced" but this albums post production, and engineering kick my ass. So buy it, listen to it, or deal with it.

Lonley Sweedish (a.k.a. The Bum Bum Song)by Tom Green You need this, you will listen to this till the cows come home. I give it *****, 2 thumbs up. If you have never heard, nor seen Tom Green, here is a good point to jump on. He is completely out of his mind www.TomGreen.com www.Mtv.com

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