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 by Bonifangith Theeth and Becker New things: 5/29/2002: Article: "The Importance of Warning Labels" by B. Theeth 5/30/2002: "Why I Suck" by B. Theeth 
I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you to The Preposterous Abomination, where amateur web design, lazy webmasters, and unfunniness collide in an unspectacular car wreck of mediocrity. How you came to be sucked into this vacuous black hole of the internet I have no idea, but now that you're here let's get a few things straight: Number one: This website may have at one point served a useful purpose but rather than try to figure that out, I'd suggest hitting your head agianst a cement wall for twenty minutes straight instead. Not only would it be more productive you'd see lots of pretty colors, plus only one of these activities will give you a brain-smoldering headache. Second of all, expect regular updates about as often as you expect win the lottery, get struck by lightning and grow three dicks in the same day. And lastly, when Becker shows his tattooes, he has to kill.
But still, we're getting better at this whole internet thing. Click here to see our first attempt at a webpage. Becker; being Dutch, didn't speak much English at the time and only knew German. Now, don't think too hard about that last sentence and it makes sense. Really it does. To make it work we had to use one of those online translator things for his words. The results were a bit mixed, but I think it conveyed the general idea behind Becker's usual nonsensical ramblings. Go there now! And marvel at the amazing progress made since then!
~Bonifangith
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