About Bonifangith

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I know that the curiosity must be killing you, but please bear with me for a moment.  Soon you will know everything, and by "everything" I mean "less than nothing". 
Yes, I know you clicked on the link, desparately hoping to learn more about what sort of depraved mind would co-create such a vile monstrosity.  I'm afraid I must dash your hopes to pieces now, because you will not learn anything about me now.  Except that my real name is of course not Bonifangith.

A Few Things You May Not Know About Bonifangith

That's right, you may not know them. So instead I will tell you a few things you don't know about Becker.

  • Every morning before class, Becker wraps himself with plastic wrap, attaches electrodes to his testicles, and then throws all the furniture in his dorm room out the window. The Scientific Community as of yet has no explanation for these actions.
  • Not only does Becker worship The Devil, he is The Devil.
  • Becker eats babies
  • Becker is a Nazi Zombie
  • Becker puts CD's in his toaster and feeds them to small, unsuspecting children.
  • Becker once successfully commited suicide
  • Becker buys aerosol products in bulk and sprays them all into the atmosphere, just because.
  • Becker enjoys things that most others find un-enjoyable.
  • Becker has his own verb. Becker is French for "To Wear Pink Flannel.
  • Becker is made of lint.
  • Becker hates you and your grandmother.
  • Becker is WRONG!!!!

    Why not E-mail Becker and tell him what a total bastard he is?  

    • Yes! Yes!  Read on!  Do not be afraid, The Master likes you!

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