8/30/01 BULLETIN FOR JIMMY: Jimmy, it's time to come out of the house. Your ass has molded to your chair and you haven't seen daylight in weeks. C'mon outside and have a few beers with the boys, the computer needs a rest.
4/23/01 BULLETIN FOR JIMMY: Jimmy, you sonuvabitch, it's almost been a year and we have only seen you once. For the love of god, please go outside. The seasons have changed, you missed fall and winter completely. Don't let spring pass you by.
