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| 5 ways to tell if your teacher is a vampire You know it, I know it. There are Vampires out there. I have made a list of ways to tell if your very own teacher is a vampire. If any of these reasons works out with your teacher. Call the Ghost Busters immediatly. Number 5 - She grows fangs when you tell her that you didn't do your homework. Number 4 - She constintly drinks a red liquid in the middle of class that she calls "thick cherry Kool-Aid" Number 3 - She is a heath teacher and asks your blood type of yourself and all your family. Number 2 - Keeps the cutains closed in the class to keep the sun from "burning her purly white skin". Number 1 - If after school she gets into a black Hurst along with a warewolf, a mummy, and a witch. Alex C. Sept. 2001 |
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