| 6 ways to tell if you play Super Mario Brothers too much By: Alex C. Number 6 - You ride your dog like Yoshi and hit him on the back of the head to make him stick out his tounge. Number 5 - You start to call your girlfriend "Princess Toadstool" and try to save her from Bowser. Number 4 - You quit your day job and start training to become a plummer. Number 3 - Thinking you are mario, you begin breaking bricks with your head. Number 2 - You run around town collecting "coins". Number 1 - You start eating mushrooms hopeing to get higher. I wrote this, please don't jack it. If you want it, or want to use it, just e-mail me. Alex C. Sept. 2001 |
| Bustin' Blocks with my head |
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