| Oh, Girls don't like that? |
| 5 things girls hate about you By: Alex C. I have come up with a list of five things that girls dislike in a guy. Some girls do like this stuff, if you know a girl that likes one of these things, please stay away from them. If you don't know much about girls, or just would like a friendly reminder. Read on. Number 1 - Hair ( and not the kind on yo' head ) Girls tend not to like it when you have a really hairy back. A little hair is ok, but when it looks like you are wearing a sweater, you know it's time to do something. I mean, if she wanted to date some sort of wildlife creature, then I could understand. If you don't feel like parting with your beloved back hair, at least braid it or something. Oh, even better, shave your girlfriends name on your back. Number 2 - Smell ( haven't i smelt you before? ) Don't run a marathon and then go out with your girlfriend. Your BO is driving her nuts, and everone else in the 10 block radius. Try a little Old Spice or Right Gaurd, just put some on in the morning. If you sweat a lot, go out and buy a vacation size small one and carry it around. Whats worse, smelling like goat chesse, or carrying around a little Old Spice? Thats what I though. Number 3 - Foot Fungi ( mario doesn't need yo' mushrooms ) Have a little foot fungi growing all over your nasty feet? I suggest you take care of it. That itchy burning sencation is going to go away like magic. Did you know that fungi can spread like a wildfire all over your body? Soon you become a movin' mushroom. So go out and get something to treat it. What was the John Madden commercial again? Like Tuff-Actin'-Tanactin? You know what I am talking about. Number 4 - Style ( please remove your dirty socks ) That hot green tank top and ripped up blue jeans have to go. I saw those LA Lights you were wearing a few days ago. You know, the ones that light up when you walk? Did you know the police can follow you at night. So don't try running away, cause goshdammit they can see those little ugly lights from a mile away. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, have a sence of style. Number 5 - Breath ( help! help! I can't bre...e...e.e....arrg ) This is very important. No girl wants a stinky old breath, chew some gum, or some tic-tacs. It will only cost you like 99 cents. Drink some water or something. You could knock out a small child with that reaky breath you have there. Please don't talk my way, I am too young to die. I wrote this myself, please don't jack it. If you want to use this contact me first, I will most likely let you. Alex C. Aug. 2001 |
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