| Where to meet all the ladies |
| 5 Unlikely places to pick up girls By: Alex C. So you have looked everywhere. The mall, the movies, your bed, and still you can not find that perfect someone. Well I have looked long and hard, up and down, to find the five best places to meet girls. Now don't go telling all your friends about the info I am giving you. Let's keep it our little secret. Number One Place The Park - Thats right the park. Girls love going on walks and jogs. All the trees, the fresh air, ahhh, what a feeling. A perfect setting for the right hook up. If your park has a playground, you can meet some really nice babysitters. Just act like you have lost the kid you are babysitting, and ask her for help. After you can't find the "kid" for a good hour or so, start the waterworks and ask for a hug. Outfit: a jogging outfit with sweatpants and headband Number Two Place The Bowling Alley - "what?" you say. Thats right, the good olde alley. The bowling alley is not only a host for hardcore bowlers and overweight smelly men with there wife's name on there ball. But there is a strangely large amount of women hanging out there. Try to find the ones that aren't so good at bowling, offer your skills for free. Just keep telling her what to do. As she is practicing, go and grab some fake cheeze natchos and a water downed soda. Ask her if she wants any, if she says "no" then it was never ment to be. Outfit: your best bowling shirt and black pants, don't worry about shoes, they'll give you some. Number Three Place The Ladies RestRoom - I didn't know it at first, but tons of girls hang out in the restroom. Public restrooms are the best, like in a movie theater, or the mall. I found at least 6 girls in one. I found it is best not to bother the ones in the stall, just go for the ones doing their make-up and hair. The look they will give you is stunning. It's the "what the hell are you doing here" look. And believe me, it's worth it. Outfit: go stealth with Drag Number Four Place Garage and Yard Sales - This one can be risky business, but the pay off could be huge. It all started for me, I was having a garage sale outside my home. This lady came up, she was looking at all my fine belongings. She said that the prices were too high. I told her she could take anything she wanted, she took almost everything, and gave me her number. I waited a day or so ( thats the cool thing to do ) and gave her a call. I didn't go through, but if you could, try her for me again (503) 555-2341 . It seems to be disconnected or something. But thats not the point, a hot girl was at my yard sale! Outfit: classy light blue tux Number Five Place Online - Thats right, online. Go into any chat room on the net and there is always a "sexygurl9" or "biglover01". You know those girls are hot, it says so in there name! You can be a sweaty overweight drag queen and still score an awesome date. Just make yourself look good, you know, when they ask you what you look like, be like, "oh me? I don't wanna sound cocky, but I am a professional bodybuilder and i look like tom cruise. I drive a expencive automoble, and love romance." Auto-date engaged! Outfit: Birthday suit Alex C. Aug. 2001 |
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