Celebrity Death Match

Although Keith is my chief drug of choice, there are a select few who might give him a run for his money! I decided to bring them together in a comparison challenge to see who would come out victorious. With that, the results...

THE LINEUP:	Who:	Why:	Pros:	Cons:	WINNER:
Keith Nelson	Guitarist, Buckcherry	Hello, he's THE most incredible, most mesmerizing to behold and completely awe-inspiring guitarist I've ever had the pleasure of worshipping!	Ummm..he's in BUCKCHERRY, bonus points there. Physical perfection. The EYES, the killer stage presence, the kick ass musicianship......THE TATTOOS. And unless you've got another 2 hours to continue reading this, I think that should suffice.	Hates Radiohead, admires Ron Jeremy. NEVER TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF!	Versus himself, Keith would still win. (And if that makes SENSE to you, you're as pathetic as me...)
VS:
Sully Erna	Singer, Godsmack	Hot. Hottttt Hotttt Hottt. Period. Sully's absolutely, breathtakingly sexy, sexual and gorgeous.	The most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen, sex appeal for DAAAYS! Digs Wicca and is into all that spiritual and mystical stuff that I just love. :-) Oh yeah...his band kicks MUCHO ASS.	Attitude by the truckload; not very personable. Might be one of those guys with some small man issues. Some lyrical references to females are positively venomous.	Keith. Hands down. Sully's unbelieveably hot hot HOT....but Keith's hotter.
Scott Weiland	Singer, Stone Temple Pilots	I've had a thing for Scott for YEARS. Before Keith, I had it SERIOUSLY bad for Mr. Weiland. He was my original Hottie McHottie. LMAO	The total intensity of his live presence...sexy moves and incredible energy make him second to none onstage. Great songwriter. Incredible voice...and he's my type of sexyhotgorgeousfine.	Past drug troubles a definite minus point. Needs to gain some weight to get back to 1994, "Plush" Scott form. Plus...he's a married man now and so...the dream is over. LOL	If Buckcherry had never come along, Scott would be IT, without question. But, alas...I must give the victory nod to Mr. Nelson now.
Scott Stapp	Singer, Creed	LOOK at him! He's truly just beautiful. Those eyes and that hair...haven't had a rock god this sexy since Jim Morrison. Plus, he's sensitive and feeling and emotional....we girls just love that in a sexy guy like Scott!!!	THOSE EYES!! I'm a sucker everytime for a pair of huge, intense brown eyes like his! One of the sexiest singing voices ever. Incrrrrrrrrrrredible ass.	Assualt charges and public fights prove he's suffering from an over-inflated ego. Scott's a little serious.....I mean, really serious. He needs to lighten up a little bit-it gets a little overly-dramatic.	Keith. While Scott is definitely hot beyond question, he's too tormented within himself spiritually, judging by his music. Plus he's almost just TOO beautiful.
Brandon Boyd	Singer, Incubus	Incubus is a band I've enjoyed for some time, and discovering Brandon only increased my admiration! He's got the looks, and a youthfulness about him that's very sexy.	Isn't it obvious? The hair, the eyes, the piercings and tattoos...all this adds up to one sexy guy who I could really dig on! So yummy I could eat him up....hehehehe	His stage presence leaves something to be desired, for sure. Some interaction with the crowd would be nice! Needs to loosen up a bit.	Brandon my dear...you never really had a chance. Keith wins by a big margin this time. Maybe if you had a few more years on you...
Joshua Todd	Singer, Buckcherry	Frontman for the best damned band around!! (that would be BUCKCHERRY of course..) He's got that sexy-nasty, down-and-dirty thing going for him.	His sexiness is undeniable...he's absolutely wild and energetic onstage and I LOVE that about him! Love when he's got the glam-ish thing going on...and he has the most perfect teeth imaginable!	Josh needs to gain about 30 or 40 pounds before I could seriously get into him. Plus...he's Keith's bandmate- I'd never even GO there, man. I don't think....I mean...no. I wouldn't. Probably not anyway...	Sorry, Josh...but Keith wins my vote AGAIN.
Kenny Kweens	Bassist, the Beautiful Creatures	Oooh...he's got that Joe Perry-ish thing going on....I LIKE IT. The Beautiful Creatures are a great band who are going to go great places.	He's pretty, without being overly effeminate-looking. Still has that rough edge to him that makes him very very masculine and sexy.	Very very married, and happily so! Damn. A bit on the slender side for my taste.	Ahahaha...do I even have to bother saying it???? Bye Kenny...
Henry Rollins	Singer, Musician, Author; Former Black Flag frontman/ spoken word genius	Henry's incredible intensity and unmatched aggression and seething turmoil make him the epitome of testosterone-driven male-ness. So I'm weird...Henry's the SHIT.	The tattoos, the incredibly buff bod, the powder keg intensity of his stage presence. Throw in a brutally funny and honest wit and mentality and you've got Henry in all his splendor.	A bit too big physically; I think his type might be too overwhelming for my taste! Looks too emotionally overwhelmed...anger issues maybe? I wouldn't want to piss him off!!	Once again....Keith wins the battle here. Henry's just too...intense. Too hostile for my taste. Keith is sweeeeeet!
Robert De Niro	Actor, God, Genius	Fuggedaboudit. He's ROBERT DE NIRO. Lest anyone fail to RECOGNIZE!! What do I need to draw you a diagram or what?	Again...he's DE NIRO. That walk, that talk, the way he holds a cigarette, that crinkly-eyed smug grin of his....need I say more?.	Age is a big factor: I believe he's like 56 or 57 now. Damn. Plus...he's a bit too intimidating for my comfort. My heart couldn't take the stress!	Umm....errr... umm...can I call a tie on this one?!? No? Well, if we're doing it like that, it's looking like Keith comes out triumphant. Once again. Tough call here though!!