Here's a shitload of useless information about Your Humble Keithaholics Webgoddess...okay, mainly it's because I needed something to fill in the 14 inches of black empty space under the page's title. Feel free to go check out some pictures of Keith instead, or just stare vacantly out the window or balance your checkbook or something.

Full Name: Marla Michelle Forde Birthdate: 07/17/70 Birthplace: Sacramento, California

Hair/Eyes: Brown/Dark Brown

 Height/Weight: 5'1"/Yeah RIGHT Occupation: Administrative Assistant-Slash-Office Manager-Slash-Supreme Goddess of Menial Tasks-Slash-Incompetent Employee Handholder
Domestic Outlook: Single (and never happier, thankyouverymuch!) Mommy To: One impossibly teenage son, 13; one precocious daughter, 6 Astrological Sign: Cancer...110%!! I'm the very defintion of the moody- and-sensitive-yet-warm-and-affectionate Cancer individual. (Did I mention I'm modest too??!? LOL)
Righty or Lefty?: Lefty! Southpaws RULE....backwards my ASS. Favorite Colors: Royal Blue, Purple, Black Authors: Stephen King, Elmore Leonard, Edgar Allan Poe, Hunter S. Thompson, Robert Heinlein, Evelyn Waugh
Actors: BOBBY D!!!
(...DE NIRO, you idiot...), Kevin Spacey, Christopher Walken, Gary Oldman, Harvey Keitel, Ray Liotta, John Cusack, Johnny Depp, Jack Lemmon, Robert Mitchum, Anthony Hopkins, Jack Nicholson		 Actresses: Anjelica Houston, Juliette Lewis, Uma Thurman, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Cameron Diaz
Comedy: Denis Leary, George Carlin, Cheech & Chong, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, Mel Brooks, Mad Magazine, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Ben Stiller, Seinfeld, Conan O'Brien
Pursuits & Interests: Buckcherry, Buckcherry and...oh yeah!...BUCKCHERRY!!; music; drawing; reading; astrology; the Tarot; web creation & design; Martin Scorsese; writing; art(Cubism, Surrealism and Expressionism); Quentin Tarantino; herbal therapy and self-medication (hehehehehe...); tattooing and tattoo art; Keith Nelson adoration and abject worship... "The Diss List": Waiting in lines; bad drivers; poor spellers; Ron Jeremy; Gilbert Gottfried; marijuana laws; "reality" tv shows; MTV; Kevin Costner; AOL; Metal Sludge
Buckcherry/Keith Cohorts: Cherri, Michelle, Bianca, Christy, Sara, Florine, Emily, Dreama, Colette, Michael, Lynnea, Aunt Barb (LOL!), Sammy...the list goes on and on...

 

 

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