| 51 Days --Author Unknown A bartender was sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursted open and in came four exuberant blondes. They came up to the bar, ordered five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, took their order over and sat down at a large table. The corks were popped, the glasses were filled and they began toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Three more blondes arrived, took up their drinks and the chanting grew. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes showed up and soon their voices were joined in, raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde came in with a picture under her arm. She walked over to the table, set the picture in the middle and the table erupted. Up jumped the others, they began dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender couldn't contain his curiosity any longer so he walked over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy died down a little bit the bartender asked one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?" The blonde who brought in the picture piped in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!" |
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