| Women II --Author Unknown We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Taxi's stop for us. We don't look like a frog in a blender while dancing. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We'll never regret piercing our ears. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway! |
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