Mutated Under the California Sun!

Mutated Under the California Sun

Verse: Well I'm a biological experiment gone bad
A Siamese Cyclops excuse for a man: I was never fully born and I was never fully hatched
I never had a loving father to teach me how to play catch: A mad scientist creation who was trying something new
Now I'm just a big green monster singing the blues
Verse: And I can't breathe the air that humans breathe
I've been condemned to saltwater for all eternity: I dwell where the waves break camouflaged so you can't see me
remember boys and girls underwater they can't hear you scream: Mutated under the ocean sure to go out with a bang
Mabey not completely evil but I sure got a knack for pain
Verse: My taste buds have a crazy obsession
For muscled up tan young men: There bleached blond hair adds flavor
To them and their girlfriends: Have you been to the beach and seen a surfer get sucked out to see
Then be swallowed whole and regurgitated by me