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camilla - 10/16/00 23:10:46 My Email:kirkpca@loreto.vic.edu.au Favourite Band: Dead Kennedy | Comments: I am trying to make you feel important Ro-han so I thought I would leave a message and say 'HI' |
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Rick From Survivor - 10/13/00 01:06:49 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/aremyfriends My Email:pumphard69@hotmail.com Favourite Band: Anything for Gay men over 40. (Bon Jovi????) | Comments: Hey Rohan, did you see the Villa last night, I recomend watching it for various reasons, Ample Tit and arse shots, as well as wank fest english tossers feeling Birds tits, spewing and of course bonking....... Maybe you should even try going on it..... |
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DAN THE MIXER MAN - 08/28/00 12:40:47 My URL:http://www.thesoundbasement.8m.com My Email:dan@thesoundbasement.8m.com Favourite Band: fatigue & lawnsmell | Comments: i was the sound guy for lawn smell for ages i lived with Glen Smith for 2 years they rock |
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Party Balloon - 03/19/00 04:44:09 Favourite Band: I have no ears... | Comments: Rohan Smells....and guess what? That's what your mother said after i came over her teeth. |
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Kate - 03/15/00 03:38:58 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/stars/ThisIsAll Favourite Band: Sleater-Kinney,Spitboy,Getupkids,Lawnsmell.. | Comments: Aww, you guys are so good... |
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err...Veronica? - 02/28/00 07:31:02 My Email:veloria@earthling.net Favourite Band: is it wrong not to say lawnsmell | Comments: god your'e a computer nerd Rohan. Still there are worse things... catch ya' |
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poojabber - 01/17/00 15:49:10 My Email:.. Favourite Band: CRAP | Comments: PRATT AT THE RAT IS WHERE IT'S AT |
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- 01/14/00 01:54:01 Favourite Band: Bryan Adams | Comments: Go to Mark Sawall's party on Saturday night in Ballarat North . Ignore the crapping cover band Pratt and go listen to the rocking tunes of the artists formely known as Cornish P's. |
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tainted fluid - 12/30/99 14:11:17 Favourite Band: the finger fucking fanny farters | Comments: for prettypunk. told you this place was cool. |
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Wheat Silo - 12/24/99 02:50:02 My Email:Donkey Clothesline Favourite Band: P*R*A*T*T | Comments: Rohan's a COCK ROCKER AT HEART. and I didn't quite get how to spell your bands name....that first song wasn't really clearly articulated well enough. Better luck next time Anus Munchers... |
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danny(homies just call me fagot) - 12/21/99 11:59:25 Favourite Band: five | Comments: If u people wont to see a good band come to the rat on thersday the 23 and see PRATT, VIAL 8, and MONDO PEST...... so i'll see u there!!! |
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Anti Falls people - 12/15/99 07:39:38 Favourite Band: PRATT | Comments: Hey this a warning to all wanker donkeys that plan on going to Falls this New Years.....Your screwed cos a massive tidal wave is going to come and wash all your asses of that paddock into the deep blue sea where Jaws is going to cain your ass. You'de all e much safer staying in Ballarat watching that classy M&M'S clock tick over!.....just a freindly message. FALLS IS GOING TO SUCK MAJORLY......and violent Femmes are going to get rabies so they can't play... |
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westy-teste - 12/10/99 08:04:10 Favourite Band: pratt and sadhu | Comments: wow. sadhu rock soooo hard. i saw them at a pub last week and they were cool. except for the lead guitarist, who stank like shit and looked like a cervix. the bass player was by far the sexiest though, even though the other bastards in the band didn't l t him do any cool rock move shit like they were. they weren't even good at it. they looked like they had five hundred million volts of electricity pumping through them, fucking retards. that monkey's into space song was cool though and they even dedicate it to rohan from that shitty 'pratt' band, who also made this page, wanker. simon, i'm flattered |
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monkey - 12/10/99 07:52:54 Favourite Band: pratt and sadhu | Comments: if any of you fucks lives in or near ballarat go to the rat on the 17th Dec to see Sadhu. and the 23rd Dec to see Pratt. and rumour has it that a couple of members of these two bands are going to get trash productions off their stitched up little anuses o organise a gig in the future. is that true rohan? |
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sister josephine - 12/08/99 03:49:17 My URL:http://go.to/awf My Email:sister_josephine@hotmail.com Favourite Band: LAWNSMELL | Comments: |
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nat & kate [sydney] - 11/17/99 09:57:22 Favourite Band: us | Comments:
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PickBOY - 11/08/99 20:36:07 My Email:0.75mm Favourite Band: yellow, black and white. | Comments: ARE YOU SKANKY??? |
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Michael Jackson - 11/02/99 05:35:19 Favourite Band: PRATT | Comments: How freakin uncanny that Pratt is my favourite band and my band jackson 5 is there favourite band, WOW. Guys, I'll try be at the RAT for PRATT, when your AT...Ryhming Muchness..Anyway, I got songs to write. I'm thinking along the lines of 'I WANNA GO TO D GRASSI HIGH'. What do you think?? |
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oompa - 11/01/99 10:41:16 Favourite Band: the jackson 5 | Comments: hello every one, PRATT at the rat on the 18 of november for mondopest cd launch so fucking come!!!. and tell rohan to get his geeky arse away from his desk and come and practise!!! |
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Anonymous - 10/22/99 07:22:56 My Email:ratis@ratnet.rats Favourite Band: Viscious Hairy Mary | Comments: Hope you had a great Muck-up Rohan and everyone else you reads this.....Avoir |
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2nd tennybopper - 10/20/99 06:55:35 My Email:spiceworld@Westco.quiksilver Favourite Band: Pratt.... | Comments: Oh my god I just love those Pratt guys too... And your right that Bass player is to die for. The drummer looks like a sort of Ruffyan. I reckon he would do stupid shit like blowing up letterboxes....Anyway, I can't wait for there cd either. Love Pratt's Biggest fan EVER...Angelface, cuteypie....Funky But lovin Chick |
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tennyboper - 10/19/99 12:13:14 My Email:blink182@ripcurl.com Favourite Band: crinspoon | Comments: i'm just writing to say how much i like a band called PRATT i saw them at the big day out, they rocked man. The bass player was so sexy i luv him. the other guys look sleezy any way when is there cd coming out i can't wait to see your film clip on smash hits or here your song on power... any way i am going to the under age rage now.. luv u tinyboper |
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chowdown - 10/16/99 10:54:12 | Comments: Sadhu's are Hindu holy men who have stunned materialism and spent their lives praying and meditating. They therefor require the generosity of others in order to survive. |
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Chow down - 10/10/99 02:30:01 My Email:Keepchowdowning@chowdownable Favourite Band: The bloody Snatches......with Salt and pepper in at close 2nd! | Comments: "Dark ling cow pat" is Thai for "monkey bum fried rice" Feel free to use my catch phrase as well: Chow down, he's chowdownable...keep chowdowning |
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fish - 09/09/99 01:48:18 My Email:fish@netconnect.com.au Favourite Band: Sadhu, and Celine Dion, and Mondopest | Comments: hi rohan, its lyndell(?). you know that ugly boy that was at that ugly girl's party last week, i think his name was Tom or Tim or something, well i think he is shit. he is an annying little tossfuck who smells like shit and eats it. But guess what, i s w him the next day when that cool band mondopest (i love punk) were playing and he asked for my phone number and, being the stupid idiot that i am, i gave him my real one. i am such a dick. come on, everyone who is reading this repeat after me:"Lyndell i a dick." Now the stupid little cocklips is gonna keep ringing me up. what can i do? signed- god i'm a dick p.s. this page is shit |
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Rodney Munch - 08/27/99 11:16:34 Favourite Band: Mondo Pest | Comments: Hey Rohan, Lawnsmell are pretty good but Mondo Pest are ten times better. Their singer is billy joe from green day and their drummer is billy joe's twin brother. Anyway I heard of this other band starting up called Pratt. Their guitarist is some art stude t from ballarat. Everyone should check out Pratt, I think they play some mondo pest covers. They also do a riverdales cover except they changed it to "I don't want to go to the ARTY tonight". Pretty funny |
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sam McCrone - 07/29/99 02:00:40 My Email:none Favourite Band: none bands are for poof's | Comments: are you my brothers stupid faggot freind? i hate you and your stupid nail polish whereing ways. you and your type are a diese on the rest of human kind. why dont you just get aids and die. love Sam |
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daniel - 07/09/99 15:25:04 My Email:dcheesman@usa.net Favourite Band: .......................................... | Comments: lawnsmell never came to adelaide..(sniff) which was very disappointing |
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sarah slater - 06/24/99 03:53:28 My Email:sarsla@hotmail.com Favourite Band: umm... | Comments: Hello there Ro Ham, well I'd like to say that you're page is my favourite page in the whole of cyber-space. love Sarah. |
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John Feenjeen - 06/22/99 04:34:01 My URL:http://ptismsux.ontheweb.nu/ My Email:fukkin-korn@zdnetmail.com Favourite Band: Mr Feenjeen | Comments: Yo. werd up clauio bro. yer page is kick ass. yeah. so, lataz ĘDIDAS |
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kylie - 06/22/99 03:50:39 Favourite Band: hi jinx | Comments: hi. its me again. Glenn wants you to come to Sydney to kiss your feet and snap your undies. But he has to wait until he has finished filming Sale of the Century. |
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kylie purr - 06/20/99 07:24:23 My URL:http://homepages.tig.com.au/`wilkyl/index.html Favourite Band: today? - trans am | Comments: hello rohan! i just showed your page to glenn - he said its wierd to look at, just cause its his band i guess...and I gave you PERMISSION to use the photos from my page, but you haven't. you should! have some smelllly photos - i have a heap of live shots oo. |
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evan - 06/08/99 00:08:17 My Email:evan13@hotmail.com Favourite Band: oh i don't know, the cornish pasties? | Comments: on the search engine your page comes up as a lawnsmell page but all i can find is stuff on the cornish pasties, whoever the fuck they are!!! What's your goddam problem. is it too much to ask that we have a lawnsmell page about lawnsmell, and not some s itty band with gimp monkeys and a second-hand drummer. I hate the cornish fucking pasties. yes, there's that name again. who the fuck thought that one up. those guys must be real wankers. i'm going to look up a real punk site. fuck off!! |
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evan - 06/08/99 00:08:06 My Email:evan13@hotmail.com Favourite Band: oh i don't know, the cornish pasties? | Comments: on the search engine your page comes up as a lawnsmell page but all i can find is stuff on the cornish pasties, whoever the fuck they are!!! What's your goddam problem. is it too much to ask that we have a lawnsmell page about lawnsmell, and not some s itty band with gimp monkeys and a second-hand drummer. I hate the cornish fucking pasties. yes, there's that name again. who the fuck thought that one up. those guys must be real wankers. i'm going to look up a real punk site. fuck off!! |
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evan - 06/08/99 00:07:00 My Email:evan13@hotmail.com Favourite Band: oh i don't know, the cornish pasties? | Comments: on the search engine your page comes up as a lawnsmell page but all i can find is stuff on the cornish pasties, whoever the fuck they are!!! What's your goddam problem. is it too much to ask that we have a lawnsmell page about lawnsmell, and not some s itty band with gimp monkeys and a second-hand drummer. I hate the cornish fucking pasties. yes, there's that name again. who the fuck thought that one up. those guys must be real wankers. i'm going to look up a real punk site. fuck off!! |
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evan - 06/08/99 00:06:45 My Email:evan13@hotmail.com Favourite Band: oh i don't know, the cornish pasties? | Comments: on the search engine your page comes up as a lawnsmell page but all i can find is stuff on the cornish pasties, whoever the fuck they are!!! What's your goddam problem. is it too much to ask that we have a lawnsmell page about lawnsmell, and not some s itty band with gimp monkeys and a second-hand drummer. I hate the cornish fucking pasties. yes, there's that name again. who the fuck thought that one up. those guys must be real wankers. i'm going to look up a real punk site. fuck off!! |
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evan - 06/08/99 00:06:29 My Email:evan13@hotmail.com Favourite Band: oh i don't know, the cornish pasties? | Comments: on the search engine your page comes up as a lawnsmell page but all i can find is stuff on the cornish pasties, whoever the fuck they are!!! What's your goddam problem. is it too much to ask that we have a lawnsmell page about lawnsmell, and not some s itty band with gimp monkeys and a second-hand drummer. I hate the cornish fucking pasties. yes, there's that name again. who the fuck thought that one up. those guys must be real wankers. i'm going to look up a real punk site. fuck off!! |
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jonathan jackson - 05/25/99 04:51:55 My Email:bassplayer@cornishpastiesmail.com Favourite Band: not the cornish pasties | Comments: rohan, i am writing to tell you how much i hate my fellow band members of the cornish pasties. well, not all of them. just the guitarists, especially tim. those boys stand up there an do their "rock moves" and shit, while i just sit there. and they get all the chicks!! it's not my fault i'm just a bass player, but when i try to do rock moves they just laugh. if they see me even start to move a bit they look at me and give me dirty looks. those two are nothing but dirty, sleazy womanisers, and i hate th m |
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you don't know me - 05/22/99 07:29:12 My Email:i'd rather not say Favourite Band: the cornish pasties | Comments: the cornish pasties formed in 1998 by Tim Anders and Scott Cornish (though the bass player and the drummer, their names aren't important, may say otherwise). It was a year of tragedy, with very few celerity deaths. About a month after hooking up through John Farnham the two guitarists decided to form a band, and after about a month of jamming day in and day out (in the Rolling Stone article on the band, Tim is reported as saying:'WE JAMMED SO MUCH THAT OUR FINGERS WOULD BLEED, AND WE WOULD GO TELL THE LO AL PASTOR THAT WE COULD FEEL JESUS' SPIRIT ENTERING OUR BODY. WE WOULD FALL OVER AND START SHAKING VIOLENTLY. THEN WE'D GET UP AND ASK WHAT WAS HAPPENING. THEN ONE NIGHT WE WENT AND SPRAY-PAINTED 'JESUS GAVE ME ANAL' ON THE SIDE OF THE CHURCH.') the ba d came up with its first riff, the verse to their most popular song to date,'Universal(the foetus song)'. Then at some stage during the nextfew months they picked up a drummer at a second hand stall in downtown Footscray Mate. After taking pity on a poo homeless transvestite gimp monkey who played the bass guitar for bananas in India, they couldn't bare to leave the poor bastard, and the only way they could get the thing through customs was to say 'He's with us'. And then there were four. Thy hve recently signed with underground legends 'Bob Tuckin' Records' and are gathere ng a very cool fanbase, with lots of cool fans. Go see 'em. They're really cool!!! |
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Karl Marx - 05/19/99 07:46:06 My Email:Communismisfun@soviet.com Favourite Band: Marky Mark and the Marxist Bunch. | Comments: Workers of the world unite! |
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Rob Nuckin - 05/19/99 07:43:41 My Email:falseidentity@whoami.com Favourite Band: The Mondo Mondo Pest-tones | Comments: MONDO PEST ARE SHIT, THEY ARE JUST RIPPING OFF THAT COOL BAND FROM AMERICA- THE MONDO MONDO PEST-TONES. |
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cynthia - 05/19/99 07:33:33 My URL:http://jovialboner.com.au/jovi/jonbon/ My Email:cynthia@com.com Favourite Band: Bon Jovi | Comments: to rohan, I hate all punks so I'm going to as many punk pages as possible and telling you all how you are the smegma beneath the foreskin of society. Might I add that on this particular occasion, the foreskin of society has been exposed to a plethora of exotic fun i and sexually transmitted diseases. Jon Bon Jovi ROXX!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! |
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gitzea - 05/18/99 04:49:52 My Email:gitsi | Comments: using the internet for learning and research is fun. Failure to understand the complicated process of photosynthesis will result in immediate death by artificial insemination. - october 2000 |
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Kelly Starr - 05/17/99 06:33:50 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/backstage/8082 My Email:punkstarr@geocities.com Favourite Band: Strung Out (they are my fav this week) | Comments: Cool page (I bet everyone says that but I couldn't think of anything better) |
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alison - 05/17/99 04:19:33 My Email:frangapanie@hotmail.com Favourite Band: britany spears | Comments: dear rohan i think that your'e page is ok however i think that there is room for a few improvements. for example , perhaps you could try to find your'e own lawn smell pictures instead of ripping them all of other peoples web sites , also you need some info on the cornish pasties, because without it the page just isn't cool, so get with the times rohan!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CORNISH MAKE ME HORNISH MAKE ME HORNISH!!!!!! from alison... |
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BRUNO - 05/15/99 20:02:39 My Email:x23629@blackjack.usma.edu Favourite Band: minor threat | Comments: |
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Paul Shirker - 05/15/99 09:18:01 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Underground/7530 My Email:n9704088@scholar.nepean.uws.edu.au Favourite Band: Lawnsmell (seriously) and Op Ivy | Comments: Rohan, did you ever get the scanned image of the first 7" I sent you??? Again, cool page. I swear I will link it up one day (i'm pretty lazy though). |
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sven - 05/13/99 09:51:51 My Email:if you wnt my body and you think i'm sexy... Favourite Band: i have just heard a tape of this great band called 'The Cornish Pasties" | Comments: The average person (that counts you out) farts about 14 times a day. the amount of gas 'fluffed' in one day can be as little as 1cup or as much as 1/2 a gallon. the gas is actually produced by millions of bacteria (mainly E-coli) in your large intestine They digest much of the fibre or insoluble sugars that make it that far and then they fart inside you! That's right. you have millions of tiny farting bacteria in you right now! i've heard of blaming the dog, but this is just ridiculous. riveting stu f, eh? Nice page, but could you make a section on The Cornish Pasties> how did they get their name? love you, from sven |
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Scott, but not the one from the Cornish Pasties. oooohhhhbaby!!! No ,really . i;m not - 05/13/99 09:44:10 My Email:thecornishmakemehornish@ooh.com Favourite Band: the cornish pasties | Comments: Lawnsmell are crap!!long live THE CORNISH PASTIES!!!! yeah, did everyone hear that? THE CORNISH PASTIES ROCK!!!!THEY ROCK!!!!!THEY FUCKIN' ROCK!!!!!! OOHHH I LOVE SCOTT |
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It's me! Sven from Sveden!!! - 05/13/99 09:34:38 My Email:nipplemuncher@whoppers.com Favourite Band: fartallica | Comments: oh man. this is such a cool page. all of my friends love it so much. oh my god. i can't believe i'm really here, my nipples are going hard for you rohan. ttttaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mia - 05/07/99 04:50:08 My Email:Mia_macdonald@yahoo.com | Comments: Hay Rhoan im back again i am sorry i took so long but the stupid school had crack down on teh computers but its a long story. So hows stuff in the world of lawn smell? i cant talk for long i am spose to be resurching my art cat. oh well i finaly got an e mail address so write to me (and yess i know it looks fake but yahoo actualy do have an e-mail thing) so till then punk on. |
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ross davies (or tre cool as danny says) - 05/04/99 06:10:47 My Email:sossco@yahoo.com Favourite Band: not lawn smell. | Comments: are you and danny really hard core? because danny says that him and widget are. |
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ross davies (or tre cool as danny says) - 05/04/99 06:09:27 My Email:sossco@yahoo.com Favourite Band: not lawn smell. | Comments: |
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Andrew (Sang) Sawitsch - 05/04/99 06:05:23 My Email:sang500@yahoo.com Favourite Band: can't choose "28 days" at the moment | Comments: Hiya Rohan, I found this page on a link from Aus music scrapbook, and it's real good, maybe soon I can actually hear lawnsmell seeing you spoof over them so much, hope to see u at a Hi-jinx gig soon. |
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Simon - 04/27/99 11:33:38 My Email:I'm from Mildura Favourite Band: not smellylawn | Comments: Who are smellylawn and how did I find this stupid page? Rohan, do you really suck donkey dick? Nah, it's cool. Did you draw that wicked monkey on a rocket picture? It's brill. Check your hotmail if you haven't already. PS Shaun Martin is doing an ace design of a Millenium bug being stepped on for our year 12 t-shirt. Blah Blah talk about the page s me more, will this get put on to the bit where people can view it? i admire your patience and talent to develop such a page. |
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Mia - 04/22/99 02:00:09 | Comments: HAY MY NAME IS MIA IM FROM BALLARAT VIC AUSTRALIA I FOUND YOUR SITE IN A LINK FROM THE AUZZI PUNK WEB PAGE. I SAW ONE LETTER IN YOUR GUEST BOOK ABOUT mONDO pEST AND BOB IS RIGHT THEY DO ROCK AND ARE PISS FUNNY BUT THE LEAD SINGER IS NOT BILLY JOE IT IS IN FACK A COOL PUNKER CALLED wIGET. ANY WAY I DONT HAVE AN E-MAIL ADRESS YET AND I WILL E-MAIL YOU BACK AND LET YOU KNOW WHEN I DO SEE YA. MIA P.S BOB IS RIGHT YOU SHOULD ADD A SECTION ON MONDO PEST AND WHEN YOU E-MAIL ME LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM. |
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bob tuckin - 04/22/99 01:48:54 My Email:bob_tuckin@hotmail.com Favourite Band: Mondo pest | Comments: dear Rohan i havent even read your page yet but it looks really crap. Why dont you do a web page on a good band like Mondo Pest. You May not know who they are but i have a freind in Australia His Name in Michle and he sent me some tapes they realy rock. not on y that but they are piss funny as well and i hear that the lead singer is actualy billy Joe from green day how cool is that well next time i come to your web site i hope to see a scetion on Mondo pest. well better luck next time bye sinserly bob. |
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Dr.Mike - 04/20/99 15:32:11 My Email:mcole@hawknet.com.au Favourite Band: Propagandhi | Comments: About time a Lawnsmell page appeared... evenif it is a bit late... |
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luke - 04/17/99 12:55:12 My Email:luke_shirker@hotmail.com Favourite Band: lawnsmell/op iv | Comments: your the bomb, and lawnsmell is the best band to ever grace our wonderfull little island |
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rohan sucks - 04/17/99 03:23:40 My Email:rohan sucks Favourite Band: rohan is crap | Comments: donkeys are good in bed |
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karina - 04/17/99 03:19:07 My Email:anakie34@excite.com Favourite Band: me | Comments: you still suck donkey dick |
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karina - 04/17/99 03:17:35 My Email:oprah34@excite.com/ Favourite Band: you all suck | Comments: rohan sucks donkey dick. |