possibly the best movie of all time?


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Starring: Chevy Chase
This COULD take the cake as THE Absolute best/funniest movie of all time... I know it's definately MY favorite movie of all time, let me know what you think!
Recognize The Music?  You guessed it, the Fletch theme song!


The Movie In A Nutshell
    fletch is a hysterical comedy casting our beloved Chevy Chase.  You may have seen him in some of his other great (and not so great) films such as: Foul Play, Seems Like Old Times, Funny Farm, and all of the National Lampoon's Vacation films.

  Fletch introduces himself as being Irwin M. Fletcher, an investigative reporter for an LA Newspaper, he writes under the name of "Jane Doe" and upon investing a story for his boss, "Frank" a wonderer approaches him with a business proposal entailing Fletch to murder him.  Alan Stanwyk claims to have "bone cancer" and his life insurance policy will be discarded if he commits suicide or dies of cancer, but murder does not nullify this situation.  Fletch is asked (kindly) to murder Alan, a devised plan is then spoken to Fletch and 50,000.00 cash is the reward.  Fletch takes it into his own hands to investigate Alan's so called "bone cancer" situation to see if he is lying.  Playing an array of different characters and using a list of disguises is only part of the fun as fletch begins to investigate this situation to great depths.  I won't give away anymore for those who haven't seen this film but pretty much Fletch finds himself in trouble of course with not only his ex-wife's lawyer but a crew of crooked cops who are after him, why he doesn't know...

...phew...


Character Profiles

Names Fletch Uses                        What They Really Mean

Irwin M. Fletcher                         His real name
Ted Nugent                                    A former political person? Who know?
                                                      (It's funny)
Arnold Babar                                 A name taken from a children's story
                                                       you may have seen the show called "Babar"
                                                       on HBO?
Fletch F. Fletch                             A name given to the authorities to hide his
                                                      true identity
Don Carleon                                 Don't remember where he uses this name
John Cocktosten                           A name slurred to Stanwyk's wife
Dr. Rosenpenis                             Dr. Fletch?  Name used to navigate around a
                                                       local hospital
Gordon Liddy                               A so called CEO of "Boyd Aviation"
Harry S. Truman                           The former president (used to fool Stanwyk's
                                                      parents)
Igor Stravinsky                             Name used to fool someone else (he's good at
                                                       it, too!)
Mr. Poon                                      An alias given as a supposed representative
                                                      from Stanwyk's life insurance agency.  (Poon
                                                      is a female orgasmic fluid)

And a couple more that don't have a name, just a disguise
please E-mail me if I've forgotten any!



Fletch Screen Shots



   Fletch has a rather humorous dream that he is playing point guard for his favorite basketball team, the L.A.Lakers.  A reporter interviews Kareem Abdul Jabbar about Fletch's contribution to his team.
 

Ahh, one of my personal favorites...  Gordon Liddy an aviation repairman sent to look at Stanwyk's craft.  Investing 49 cents in a set of novelty teeth, fletch has truely out-done himself this time!
 

Mr. Poon, a supposed representative from Alan Stanwyk's insurance agency which has taken out an extreme life insurance policy on him.  Here's a good shot of fletch investigating a rather humorous situation.
 

 Fletch, AKA Dr. Rosenpenis in this shot finds himself passed out on a couch in the local while furthering his extensive investigation on Alan Stanwyk's so-called
"bone cancer", yet another classic moment.
 

After running from the police, fletch makes his way into a VFW celebration in which he foils for all its members quite swiftly.  He doesn't have an alias in this scene but his get-up is sweet, no?


Fletch Lives Screen Shots (Fletch 2)

Yup, Here he is in his kick-ass sequel!  Fletch Lives also casting Chevy Chase (who else could possibly play Fletch better than THE MAN?).  Traveling to Louisiana to move into an inherited dumpy mansion left by a deceased aunt, Fletch finds himself putting together some quite amusing disguises his second time around, too!  Currently this is my only screen shot from Fletch Lives but check back often, more are soon to follow.


Fletch & Fletch Lives Sound Clips

bopeep.wav    -    "Does this proposition entail my dressing up as little bo peep?"    -    Fletch

rubbergl.wav    -    "I rent them, I have a lease with an option to buy................."    -    Fletch

what.wav    -    "What can I do to you, for you?....................................."    -    Fletch Lives

fletch01.wav    -    "Uh! Are you using the whole fist, Doc?............................."    -    Fletch

gracias.wav    -   "Give each other 20 dollars and put it on the Underhill bill, ok?"    -    Fletch

kidneys.wav    -    "You know my kidney's fell 100% better in this position......."    -    Fletch

manure.wav   -    "Traffic was murder, one of those manure spreaders jacknifed"    -    Fletch

spleen.wav    -    "Have you ever seen a spleen that large?.............Nuhoooo......"    -    Fletch

truman.wav    -    "My parents were big fans of the former president................."    -    Fletch

More Fletch Wav's To be added soon...



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