Lessons
(You Make Me Wanna... Track)
4-5/98
[guido]
Sometimes I question the meaning of things
The enigma that is females and why angels need wings
The significance of my short existence
The corruptness of government and big business
Why do we kill animals such as gorilla and tiger?
Why is Puff so popular when he’s nuthin’ but a biter?
Why don’t hard core hip-hop win Grammy’s?
Why are people out there tryin’ to scam me?
Or damn me – to hell cuz my lyrics are rough
To say the least, I’ve had enough
If ya don’t like me you can metaphorically kiss my ass
But on the literal I’ll pass cuz your lips might gimme a rash
All right then let’s get to the message
I’m going medieval – representin’ the best age
I’m a warrior-born, a philosopher too
My beliefs set to music just like the Wu
My team is called the Firm and we’re trying to make a buck
And move in on pussy rappers that sell-out or suck...
[joey]
Dick!!! I’m ready to kick some assets
Me and my man G – we’re lightin’ up like match heads
Only takes a spark to start a structure fire
Arson’s what I’m speakin’ – the situation’s dire
Are you scared? Sweatin’ bullets like an HK-33
The baddest weapon this side of the UZI
Bitch!!! You know I got rich by speakin’ my rhymes
Not by crime – never did time
Guido – bald like a buddah monk
Represents the Firm first punk
WE bring in the noise and the funk
And women call us hunk and other junk
Like sweetie pie and honey buns
But I’m still havin’ fun makin’ runs...
[guido]
Mucho gusto, me llamo Jeremy
I dare you to try, you can’t scare me
I get up everyday at the very crack of dawn
To pump iron – keeps mind, body, and soul strong
Sleep is a luxury afforded by the weak
Or maybe I’m just a freak...
[joey]
A fright...but Guido won’t bite
Like Marv Albert spendin’ the night
Guido’s a badass but treats his woman well...
[guido]
Ha! Ha! Yeah, you know I ring her bell...
[joey]
Sure ‘nuff, it runs in the family or so they say
We’re not blood, but we’re brothers anyway
I’m Big G, he’s Little G...
[guido]
And together we’re the two Dons of the Firm Family...
[joey]
Uncontested cuz our enemies are one with the Earth
Can you say n na n na?
[guido]
Yo, check my mirth...
[joey]
We’re the last Dons after Sammy "the Bull" did his shit
When I think of snitches, I’m thinkin’ "Bitches"
The type we leave in stitches...
[guido]
We’re not jokin’ – won’t hesitate to bust an ass
I give a class – called advanced kick ass kung-fu
We listen to the Wu while we do what we do
One move I’ll never teach is the Fatal Flying Guillotine
Do you know what I mean...
[joey]
Oh yeah...word is born son
When it comes to brawlin’ just gimme the gun
Cuz I’m ready to fuckin’ fight
Might makes right...
[guido]
Tight...
[joey]
Like a cowboy’s jeans
Can’t wear ‘em cuz I gotta let my nuts breathe...
[guido]
Oh yeah, boxers more comfortable than briefs
Can’t stand ‘em huggin’ my nuts from underneath
My jewels just gotta hang free...
[joey]
Word G...let me show you how to get ill
Pay attention and swallow my knowledge like a pill
(Oh yee-ahh!!!)