ModdaFAQ

(7/98)

When you think to call me a Pimp

Remember that I ain’t no player

I’m just trying to find the one for me

But I still have to put up with the haters

Muthafuckin’ right – hear what I’m sayin’

I’m spittin’ game true – I always will

Yeah, females love the one Jeremy

Cuz I have, do, and always will keep it real

Take a lesson from Bob Marley and set yourself free

N bye bye bye - I love those raggae steelos

Rub a dub...I mean rub my dub

I pack lyrics like Colombians pack kilos

Sublime, 3’11", and Wu-Tang are the shit

One two, gimme a fuckin’ mic test

Lord knows I got muthafuckin’ mic control

And once I get on stage I will never rest

I’m on historic Route 66 in a U-Haul truck

Goin’ 35 up some hill in Missouri

Damn this sucks gettin’ passed by armadillos

Drank so much that shit is gettin’ blurry

(Chorus)

I’m leavin’ Texas but I’ll be back soon

Drivin’ to Illinois by the light of the moon

My headlights are broke – got nadda one

I’ll be back for some good good fun

ModdaFAQ

(x2)

I’m tellin’ you bastiches I ain’t no player

Never played no chick so fuck you

Why do people assume I’m trife?

Yes I’m adored – what am I supposed to do?

I know you’re content I’m so damn skilled

But you’re nuts if you think others don’t recognize

So stop your incessant bitchin’ please

Think yo – take a word from the wise

Gimme a chance – take sec to get to know me

I’m a nice guy – I got love to give

Don’t play me and please don’t hate me

I know you’re talkin’ about me, makin’ it hard to live

Outta my, outta my, outta my, outta my secret pad

Cuz I know you’re talkin’ about me, makin’ it hard to live

So stop your insufferable rumors please

The worse it gets the harder it is to forgive

I’m not a moron...smarter than you think

Gimme a function and I’ll give you the derivative

Hell no, I’m not bull shittin’ you

More skills than you can count, I’m superlative

"Best at what?" you ask me bitterly

I may never be the best at one thing

But I’m good at everything I touch

Put all my steelos together and I’m king

(Chorus)

I’m leavin’ Texas but I’ll be back soon

Drivin’ to Illinois by the light of the moon

My headlights are broke – got nadda one

I’ll be back for some good good fun

ModdaFAQ

(x2)

ModdaFAQ all the bastiches!!!!!!!!!!!!

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