Firstly, I'd like to say that not all fans are like this, but sadly, most. So, for those fans who have e-mailed me or are like them and expressed some kind of ability to see both sides of the situation, this does not apply to you at all, and I just want to say THANK YOU! for not being narrow minded. I greatly respect you guys. When I mean see both sides, it doesn't mean that you have to agree with my views, just that you can see the faults in Leo. Don't worry, I'll find out soon enough just how many Leo fans are like the majority as soon as more hate mail starts, uh, flooding in.


1. They are narrow minded.
One little thing you say against their precious little Leo and you're their moral enemy. Which leads to.....

2. They're totally obsessed.
Seen the "Leonardo DiCaprio Guardian Angels"? And the "I hold the key to Leonardo DiCaprio's Eyes"???? And the PRIESTHOOD???


Take that, ANGELS.

3. They try soooo hard to be the perfect fans.....
BIG applause to them! It's "I LOVE LEO!!!" all the way. They gush about him day and night when we really know that MOST of them just likes him for his looks, or the fact that they think of him as Jack Dawson or Romeo. Come on people, he's an ACTOR, not a supermodel!

4.....but they really are the worst ever!
Just check out my hate mail page from the "Leo fans". Why do they support this site by coming anyway?

5. They over-react.
Here's what Time magazine said:

"Some outraged Leo lovers railed against the abject cruelty of it all. More than 200 DiCaprio fans have E-mailed or phoned the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' Los Angeles headquarters demanding a recount. 'They're asking if anything can be done to get Leonardo nominated before the awards show,' a bemused Academy spokesman. 'The calls did not come just from teenagers. One older woman called and said the whole state of Florida was upset.'"

6. For some reason, EVERYTHING Leo does is "so cute"!
Uh, they thought it was pretty cute that Leo walked into a door and had a bruised eye for a while! Honestly, when a guy in my school walked into a wall and had 8 stitches on his forehead, everyone's like "Duh! Stupid!"

7. They don't EVER keep quiet about Leo.
I think that says it all.

8. They don't make much sense.
Read the hate mail I get, you'll see what I mean. Maybe that's because some of his fans are really young. I've had a 12 year old saying *uck and *hit to me. OOOoooooo!

9. They live in the fantasy world.
I've had one claiming to be Leo's "real life lover", one who claimes to be a filmmaker and that she's seen Leo grow up, tons of fans signing my guestbook as being "Mrs. DiCaprio", some even think they're Leo's mother!
How did you find out about this page?: I looked up my baby

10. They make excuses for everything Leo does.
"He did NOT boycott the Oscars!" one claimed, then didn't bother to give me a reason why he wasn't there. Another one said that he didn't want to out shine his co-stars on their night. Man, if that's true, Leo's damn arrogant!

11. They're VERY anti-social themselves.
Do you know how many times they've called me gay, lesbian, bisexual as an insult? I personally think there's nothing wrong with that (I'm not any of those things, ok?) But hey, that's just me, I have an open mind, and if people want to be gay, lesbian, or bisexual, cool, it's their decision, and they shouldn't tolerate any of this "you're a freak!" thing. If Leo's bisexual, good for him. If YOU interpret as an insult, that's your problem. I just use it because Leo fans are like "NO! He's so NOT bisexual! He's straight!!!!"

12. They all claim to be Leo's BIGGEST fan.

13. They are complete sheeps
Just following the box office smash and not realizing that this person was an actor (I say was because at the moment i think he is nothing but a figurehead) before the big boat and that very few of these die hard screaming fans had seen any of his previous work. (Submitted by Jodie. Thanks!)

14. They only like Leo's co-stars (i.e. Kate Winslet and Claire Danes) because they worked with Leo.
When Kate Winslet was interviewed by "Rolling Stones", about 1 whole page was about how she and Leo became friends, how they slept in the same bed, how she knew his favorite sandwich, and the "funny" things Leo did. She thinks it was hilarious when Leo farted in his long coat he wore in the movie and put it over her face. I mean thats disgusting!!!!!! (Submitted by Amanda. Thanks!)


Can you think of anything else? Send me an e-mail. There's a lot more, so this list will grow!




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