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Justyn Brodsky. He who is known as Dexter, or J-Brod. He is the guitarist, drummer, bassist, and vocal for his favorite band, Endive. Justyn is also a freshmen at Ithaca High school. Justyn's influences are mostly anything worth listening to but he does take a taste from such guitar masters as Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, and Joe Satriani.
His favorite type of music is Rock, but what else can you expect from a Aquarius? His favorite bands run the range from Korn, Wheneggscollide, Shelter, Mr. Downstair, and 0-60. Don't ever think of playing music from Cortex, Malt, or Mullets in front of him. His favorite color is blue and his favorite veggie is broccoli. The best movie he's ever seen was Showgirls and the funniest was BASEketball. If he was reincarnated as a gardening tool, he'd be a hoe, "becuz they're cool." He's interested in women, some sports, travelling, and "anthony's bod... NOT!" His personal quote is, "That's what she said." His favorite books are The Exorcist and Howard Stern's Private Parts. Though he doesn't watch TV because he thinks that it sucks.
His best advice is, "to any little peckers that go to dryden-GET A LIFE." Wow. That's deep. If he's up at 2 in the morning and has the muchies, the first thing he'll go for is, "Chocolate salty balls." His shout out to all of you guys?
YOU ALL RULE AND IF ANY ONE SAYS WE SUCK CAN SUCK MY MOM!