Starvine

"First of all Joe, thanks for talking to Wine on Line, the most innovative wine magazine on the Internet (plug plug) you look like a man after my own heart, is this true? Do you enjoy wine?"

J.S. "No not really, I find I have to force it down most of the time!"

W.O.L. "We find that difficult to believe Joe, do you actually take your wine drinking seriously?"

J.S. "Yes I do."

W.O.L. "From which countries do you prefer your wines?"

J.S. "The cheaper countries."

W.O.L. "Do you have a favourite type of wine?"

J.S. "Yeah Red, White and Pink."

W.O.L. A favourite White?

J.S. "Champagne."

W.O.L. A favourite Red?

J.S. "Shiraz (Australia)."

W.O.L. A favourite Rose?

J.S. "Navarra."

W.O.L. "What is your favourite dish, and which wine would you choose to drink with it?"

J.S. "Tortilla, Torrez."

W.O.L. "Would you ever consider buying wine at auction?"

J.S. "No!"

W.O.L. "Do you have a favourite wine store?"

J.S. "Yes, Oddbins"

W.O.L. "Do you enjoy Champagne?"

J.S. "Yes."

W.O.L. "Do you have a favourite Champagne?"

J.S. "No."

W.O.L. "What is your all-time, best-remembered bottle and occasion?"

J.S. "Vino Salvana, and a 4a.m. swim."

W.O.L. "Which restaurant/airline would you say serves the best wines?"

J.S. "Iberia."

W.O.L. "Do you keep a wine cellar?"

J.S. "I'm going to dig one."

W.O.L. "Can you give us an insight as to what it's contents might be?"

J.S. "Mud."

W.O.L. "Thanks Joe, for answering these questions which, by the way, will be available to 35+ million Internet users world-wide."

J.S. "Thank You!"