Taught me: There is no try, do or do not, The force is with me...always and not to mess with the wookie.
Some inside quotes: "Nerferder!." "I have you now!"
Fav. times together: Jedi-Knight Training, chess match, Jedi employeepicnic.
Yoda is my grandpappy friend. He lives in a swamp and we chill there. Lots of weird plants live in this swamp. Yoda likes practical jokes. One time Yoda has me eat one of these weird plants. I wake up naked in Cincinnati with a squeegee in my hand and motor oil smeared over my face. Oh fun times!
Name: Master Yoda
