I <3 my roommate
Or maybe not....
It seems like as each day goes by, I dislike him more and more.  His mess increases, his brokeness becomes something that you'd think was only possible in a 3rd world country.
Shit everywere...
They say the Army forms people into a cast mold.  Well, i hope they broke the one he was formed in! Is this how soldiers are supposed to live?  He drinks my RC cola, eats all sorts of piza and shit, his bed always stays the same, just like that. 
By: Ben Dobbs
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